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Late-breaking news: SF Vegan Drinks is TONIGHT!  »

Because by “late-breaking” we actually mean “late.” But everything is always more exciting when it’s “breaking” so let’s go with it. BREAKING! You’re canceling your plans (read: Netflix Roulette), hiring the dogsitter, and going to SF Vegan Drinks. Happy summer everyone! It’s over. So let’s drown our fogged-over sorrows after a solid half-week of “layers? who wears layers? not this vegan!” by drinking Berry Harvest martinis, grown and harvested somewhere sunny by even sunnier underpaid immigrant labor. (kidding! Berry-picking for $2 an hour is the American Dream. And kids love it.) SF Vegan Drinks is, as always, sponsored by your Vegansaurus, and by VegNews, who brings you this important message:

Just a heads up that the August installment of Vegan Drinks is tonight Martuni’s (Valencia @ Market). Come on out to mingle with other interesting vegans while enjoying drink specials (This Month: $5 vegan Berry Harvest martinis) and a host of non-alcoholic beverage options!

We’ll also be cooking up some more vegan hot dogs. For only 98 cents a piece, you can satisfy your after-work hunger. There will also be all the vegan popcorn you can eat!

This is btw all lies, because I “can” eat a fuckton of popcorn. And a fuckton of just about anything else, even though we’re all secretly anorexics with latent foie gras desires. So join the rest of us at the hot dog/popcorn feeding trough from 6 to 8 p.m. tonight. I’ll be the one not wearing a name tag. Again.