vegansaurus!

09/20/2011

What the fuck is this and why don’t I own it? I am so pissed right now, WTF YOU GUYS?! How has this wallet been MADE FOR ME and nobody thought to purchase it for me! It’s like you all just REFUSE TO GIVE ME FREE SHIT.
I can’t take it anymore! All I do is bitch and whine and beg for free stuff that I don’t deserve and not one of you has heard my pleas. You’re all busy giving your money to charities and other useless shit! I can’t take it!
Also, who else thinks the Meatless Monday Unicorn should get his/her/its face on a wallet? EVERY SMART PERSON EVER, that’s who!

What the fuck is this and why don’t I own it? I am so pissed right now, WTF YOU GUYS?! How has this wallet been MADE FOR ME and nobody thought to purchase it for me! It’s like you all just REFUSE TO GIVE ME FREE SHIT.

I can’t take it anymore! All I do is bitch and whine and beg for free stuff that I don’t deserve and not one of you has heard my pleas. You’re all busy giving your money to charities and other useless shit! I can’t take it!

Also, who else thinks the Meatless Monday Unicorn should get his/her/its face on a wallet? EVERY SMART PERSON EVER, that’s who!

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