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09/22/2011

Coconut Whipped Cream topping from Vegan Dad! For use on a Banana Cream Pie. Or on EVERYTHING EVER. I like this recipe because it looks like it actually works. There are other recipe for whipped cream made from coconut milk where you just basically whip coconut cream until it’s firm. Yeah, that shit don’t work. But his has detailed instructions and sounds very smart and I know he doesn’t publish bullshit recipes so I’m gonna put my faith in him! And if it fails, there’s always Healthy Top. Seriously, buy a lot of that shiz today because that shiz is MAGICAL. Despite the fact that it stupidly has healthy in its name, it tastes like freaking fatty fat whipped cream deliciousness. Ugh, I love it so much. Put it on chocolate chantilly* and live the rest of your life as the happiest person there is. In fact, Meave is spending the night tonight (jealous??) so I can going to email her right now and ask her to make it. The dishes are done, man! 
*Every time I type chantilly, I get that damn Big Bopper song stuck in my head. Why do I even know that song!? Was it a Richard Simmons Sweatin’ to the Oldies tune? That could explain it because my mom forced me to do those as a kid so that I might become less of a fatty fat. All I have to say is: 1) didn’t work and 2) THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, MOTHER.

Coconut Whipped Cream topping from Vegan Dad! For use on a Banana Cream Pie. Or on EVERYTHING EVER. I like this recipe because it looks like it actually works. There are other recipe for whipped cream made from coconut milk where you just basically whip coconut cream until it’s firm. Yeah, that shit don’t work. But his has detailed instructions and sounds very smart and I know he doesn’t publish bullshit recipes so I’m gonna put my faith in him! And if it fails, there’s always Healthy Top. Seriously, buy a lot of that shiz today because that shiz is MAGICAL. Despite the fact that it stupidly has healthy in its name, it tastes like freaking fatty fat whipped cream deliciousness. Ugh, I love it so much. Put it on chocolate chantilly* and live the rest of your life as the happiest person there is. In fact, Meave is spending the night tonight (jealous??) so I can going to email her right now and ask her to make it. The dishes are done, man! 

*Every time I type chantilly, I get that damn Big Bopper song stuck in my head. Why do I even know that song!? Was it a Richard Simmons Sweatin’ to the Oldies tune? That could explain it because my mom forced me to do those as a kid so that I might become less of a fatty fat. All I have to say is: 1) didn’t work and 2) THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, MOTHER.

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