Vegansaurus! Let’s win the Denver Avocado Takedown* together! I JUST heard about this amateur cook-off and I’m so psyched to win, and I know with your help I can do it! Let’s win one for the vegans!
SEND ME YOUR BEST [NON-GUAC] AVOCADO RECIPE ASAP! I made a whole email address so you can tell I’m SERIOUS.
Here’s what’s up: On Sunday, Nov. 6, Denver-area cooks will be fighting to the death for the best non-guacamole avocado recipe. Each cook gets a free case of avocados to make a massive batch of awesome sauce, and then people who buy tickets sample the stuff and help judge, and then the winner gets some kind of prize (who even cares, I dig glory and bragging rights for shizzo).
I’m a good cook! I can even do quantity! But I need a killer avo recipe—that’s where you come in! Send me your best and tell me why it’s awesome. I will give you and the whole Vegansaurus community major props in all that I do. And if we win, it will be a victory for vegan food everywhere!
Let’s do this, Vegansaurs!!!
*”America’s Most Important Food Competition,” meaning, this matters!!