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Guest Post: Recipe: THE ARBIZOID!  »

Vegansaurus friend Max G. clued us in to one of the nastiest but hella tastiest treats he loves. Why is the grossest food always the best? I blame chemical additives, shitty parents, our screwed national school lunch program, and every large corporation ever. Especially Monsanto. Gotta throw in some hate for Monsanto, because what kind of vegan blog would this be if we didn’t? Also, they are THE WORST. Anyway, recipe below. As you can easily tell, Max is amazing.

This is a recipe for an “Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwich,” or as we call it here, an “Arbizoid.”

This recipe is for people like myself who like “white-trash” and institutional food.
Simply buy a package (or two) of Yves deli turkey or whatever, slice through it to strips, and microwave those strips for 45 secs.

Meanwhile, lightly toast your favorite Arbizoid bun and—I almost forgot—the first step is actually to stop by Arby’s and borrow several (dozen?) packets of their Arby-Q sauce [Ed.: Yes, it’s vegan! I KNOW. Also, I found a recipe to make it yourself online—you know, just in case you never want to set foot in an Arby’s but desire this delicious sauce].

Spread that sauce on the toasted bun, add the strips, put it together and you’re in hog heaven. Add tomato, lettuce, pickle, whatever but know that it won’t be an official ‘zoid with any of that.

Please share this recipe, if you feel it is appropriate. [Ed.: And how!]