I have an idea: Let’s all watch a commercial about how Chipotle’s meat is “all-natural,” and let’s all yell out what about it most offends us. Ready, go:
“Of course, one white dude has a sad and it’s REVOLUTIONARY”
“Any way you farm animals, you’re still FUCKING MURDERING THEM, Chipotle”
“Too bad your stupid parent company sources all its food products from mean and nasty factory farms”
“Pigs on a farm are still in jail”
“You know what would be better than killing animals in a different way? Offering Gardein again”
“Maybe vegans are impossible to please, but this is still whitewashing”
OK, what about you guys?