Well, they’re not all vegan but you know, you can work a vegan one. As far as the Crème Brûlée Cart: Sorry, you’re screwed. Unless that fool would make us some delicious vegan brûlée, but I’m guessing no. “Foodies” are normally total a-holes.*
Also, this movie looks kinda terrible…like Garden State-lite. Zooey, you are the most adorable, but I can’t trust you since you simulated sex onscreen with Jim Carrey in Yes Man MY EYES. I’m praying you were paid at least 10 bajillion dollars for that and I’ll take 2 million of it to treat the brain cloud I developed as a side effect of bearing witness MY EYES.
Also, Okay, Fox with your “clever” underground marketing…watch your asses get slapped with a HUGE fine! That cart is hella illegal and even if you’re buying a permit for the day, isn’t he still doing most of the cooking at home? I dunno. I kinda want to be there Sunday to watch the smackdown…dm @vegansaurus on twitter if you’re interesting in coming with! Fight! Fight! Fight! Happy Father’s Day!
*I’m in a great mood, thanks for asking!
PS: don’t forget to follow (or precede!) your Sunday free tacos with for-charity vegan baked goods!
∞ posted at 14:50 by laurahooperb