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» Vegan Prom San Francisco!

They advertise that it’s, “It’s nothing like your high school prom.” but it will be a lot like mine because I’m not going! Oh snap! High five for traumatic formative years!

It’s not that I don’t want to go to it, it’s just that I already have plans. Way better, more important plans. Just like my real prom OKAY?

For all you cool kids, it’s Saturday, July 11th in San Francisco and it’s gonna be lots of fun.  The $40 admission fee gets you lots of vegan food and drink and all profits go to the excellent Vegan Outreach. So go and have fun at prom and try not to get drunk off Boone’s Strawberry Hill and have unprotected sex with some jock at the Hilton. Or at the very least, use a condom. NO MORE BABIES HAVING BABIES!!

Ugh, further, I can’t believe we were scooped by Mission Mission on this. We are like, the crappiest vegans.