vegansaurus!

07/30/2009

Weight Watchers has BEAR in their online calorie tracker. BEAR. Oh and it looks like (North American?) black bear is higher in calories than polar bear. Three-and-a-half ounces of polar pear flesh is three points (roughly 150 calories), while 3.5 ounces of black bear flesh is four points (around 200 calories). Moral of this story: fatties should lay off the black bear. Also, is that cooked or raw? I’m curious? Finally, seriously just kill yourself now this whole world is fiz-ucked. If hate and fame-mongering ever get boring for Sarah Palin, I bet I know someone who would give her a job! Just a guess!
This reminds me of back in the day when I spent a good portion of my life in ill-advised weight-loss schemes that made me sicker than I ever was just being fat RANT RANT RANT and anyway, Weight Watchers was one of the places I chose to torture myself. Anyway, the online tool tracker then had “RAPING” as one of the activities. You can burn mad calories doing some high-intensity raping, people.
Weight Watchers: Nothing tastes as good as thin feels! Except some polar bears with a side of good old-fashioned raping!
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Weight Watchers has BEAR in their online calorie tracker. BEAR. Oh and it looks like (North American?) black bear is higher in calories than polar bear. Three-and-a-half ounces of polar pear flesh is three points (roughly 150 calories), while 3.5 ounces of black bear flesh is four points (around 200 calories).┬áMoral of this story: fatties should lay off the black bear. Also, is that cooked or raw? I’m curious? Finally, seriously just kill yourself now this whole world is fiz-ucked. If hate and fame-mongering ever get boring for Sarah Palin, I bet I know someone who would give her a job! Just a guess!

This reminds me of back in the day when I spent a good portion of my life in ill-advised weight-loss schemes that made me sicker than I ever was just being fat RANT RANT RANT and anyway, Weight Watchers was one of the places I chose to torture myself. Anyway, the online tool tracker then had “RAPING” as one of the activities. You can burn mad calories doing some high-intensity raping, people.

Weight Watchers: Nothing tastes as good as thin feels! Except some polar bears with a side of good old-fashioned raping!

(Click the image for a larger version.)

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