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» COOKIE DIET!? Sign me up! OH WAIT THEY ARE MADE OF MEAT

Well if this isn’t the sickest shit I’ve read in a long time. They are cookies that have meat (protein but still, MEAT) in them and they are being touted as part of healthy diet. Terrific. Actually, they’re not really being touted as part of a healthy diet, it’s more like a “lose 10 million pounds in five minutes so you can finally be healthy, fat-ass” diet. Seems reasonable. Also, all these diets are bullshit because it is scientifically proven that if you take in less calories somewhere, you’ll just make up for them somewhere else. Your body wants to maintain a certain weight and to get to the low end of that weight spectrum, you should eat healthy foods and exercise. It’s that simple. No meat-cookie diet will save you. This is soylent green shit, people.

Oh also, I love how it’s in the “fashion and style” section; at least they couldn’t justify putting it in science or health. AT LEAST THERE IS THAT.