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11/02/2009
» Elton John hospitalized for E. coli: MEAT INDUSTRY WHAT HATH THOU WROUGHT?
This is hot on the heels of the news of yet another contaminated beef recall and it is unacceptable! You can fuck with me and you can fuck with my whole family but when you fuck with the original Bitch, you have gone too far! SHUT ALL FACTORY FARMS DOWN TODAY.
Also, this gives new meaning to Elton John: Rocket Man. Because he’s rocketing to the toilet because he has explosive diarrhea because that’s what happens with E. coli. GET IT? Also, I am 12. And I really hope he’s okay because he is the best.
Link posted at 14:50 by mrpenguino 
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