vegansaurus!

11/23/2009

Paula Deen hit in the face with a ham! Pig fights back from beyond the grave! In the first-ever documented animal poltergeist incident the angry spirit of a gentle pig who never hurt anyone popped motherfucking hick Paula Deen right in the kisser. That’s what you get for calling dead flesh protein, you redneck weirdo. Now go deep-fry a mayo-covered cake or something, psycho.
No say on who did it but i know evil Smithfield Foods (Paula is hocking their hocks) will try to spin this like, “we were raising foods for poor kids, these AR activists are ruthless!” which we all know is a bunch of b-s but in the spirit of the holidays, donate to local food banks that serves healthy, veg food or Food Not Bombs.
(Thanks to Mark Shrayber for this gem!)

Paula Deen hit in the face with a ham! Pig fights back from beyond the grave! In the first-ever documented animal poltergeist incident the angry spirit of a gentle pig who never hurt anyone popped motherfucking hick Paula Deen right in the kisser. That’s what you get for calling dead flesh protein, you redneck weirdo. Now go deep-fry a mayo-covered cake or something, psycho.

No say on who did it but i know evil Smithfield Foods (Paula is hocking their hocks) will try to spin this like, “we were raising foods for poor kids, these AR activists are ruthless!” which we all know is a bunch of b-s but in the spirit of the holidays, donate to local food banks that serves healthy, veg food or Food Not Bombs.

(Thanks to Mark Shrayber for this gem!)

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