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» Vegans! Reality TV wants YOU!

I saw this on Super Vegan today and boy am I excited! A cable network is doing a reality series on vegans with crazy meat-loving in-laws! You can embarrass your family and get famous at the same time!:

If your family dynamic is dysfunctional enough to be interesting, not only might you be the next big reality-TV star, you’ll get $7,000 for your trouble. It’s a win-win!

For more information or to throw your plant-based hat in the ring, call Pamela Hartman at 212-564-2607 x2391, or email the casting company.

AWESOME. There is of course the chance that this is all a ruse to make fun of us. Maybe they’ll only pick Café Gratitude-loving neo-hippies or straight-up nutters who happen to be vegan. Or! Maybe we’re taking over the world and people just want to make fun of controlling mother-in-laws because women are so annoying!