Just kidding! Not really. I’m just saying, this is the type of food people think “those crazy vegans” eat (literally!) all day. Buckwheat salad with stupid cucumbers (the bane of my existence!) is not how I spell fun! It sounds healthy and crap. It reinforces the idea that we are all vegan for purely health reasons—bleh, health! This is why I have to down buckets of gin before anyone believes I’m not vegan for my health. It’s just for the animals! Luckily, I like gin.
Moreover, send me vegan donuts!