Vegan weirdo Weird Al is doing a Q&A at Cobb’s Comedy Club on Saturday, Jan. 23. If you go, please ask him about being vegan. Also, kinda curious about the length of his schlong. I’m actually not sure why since I’m not attracted to him. I’m just pretty sure it’s about three feet long and shaped like a curlicue. HE’S JUST SO WEIRD! Also, I’m really sorry I typed all that.
Also: GREAT. Now I’m gonna be singing “If you see me coming, you better give me space! If I tell you that I’m hungry, THEN WON’T YOU FEED MY FACE! BECAUSE I’M FAT! SHAMAL!”
Finally, I know I spent this whole post making fun of him but I really do love Weird Al and let’s face it, there’s nothing WEIRD about loving animals. You go on, sir.
ALL FUCKING DAY.