It’s a Kangaroo burger being served in SF. I give up. I GIVE THE FUCK UP. Let’s all just eat kangaroo* topped in baby seal and bathed in bunny blood and just die from a heart attack/BEING HELLA EVIL before we hit 40. Fuck. it. It’s like, how low can we go? What is NEXT? A terrine of baby endangered species? Why not a trio of aborted fetuses? You might think that’s an omelette but you’re wrong because I was talking HUMAN BABIES!! Fuuuuuuuuuuck it.
How many of you kangaro- eating progressive foodie dickweeds read The Tao of Pooh? Well, you’re eating Kanga and Roo. Newsflash: YOU’RE GOING TO HELL.
*It’s so local! OH WAIT. Slow Food, GET ON THIS! It’ll be local as soon as those asshats develop a free-range kangaroo farm in Sausalito or some shit.
[thanks for the link, eve!]