The Feast has up a great video about the making of the vegan charcuterie plate at Gather in Berkeley. That charcuterie is freaking delicious, and I love how fucking fancy it is. Bring on your puréed this and your flambéd that, you bougie weirdos! My current goal is to be a rich fat cat who just eats vegan charcuterie all day. Tomorrow it might be to eat a pie the size of my couch, but today? Today it’s the fat-cat charcuterie thing, and I’m currently taking applications for people who want to dump money on my face for nothing in return! Except maybe some naked vacuuming, because that’s something I already enjoy doing!