Just got a reminder from Give Me Shelter Cat Rescue that it’s kitten season. Whee! What does this mean? I mean, besides the fact that humans are too dumb and lazy to properly care for their pets? Oh, just that adult cats are not being adopted and instead, killed. Hey kittens! Stop being so fucking adorable, you’re ruining it for everyone! I’m totally a dog person but I’d push a puppy into traffic to get to a kitten HOW DO THEY LOOK SO CUTE? It’s just wrong. I can’t help it, I want to cover my body in live kittens and take to the runway. Who’s the baddest bitch now, Wintour!?!?!
Anyway, if you can find it in your hearts to say NO to kittens and instead, embrace the awesomeness of an already-litter-box-trained adult cat, now is the time. Adult cats are less messy, less destructive, and it’s easy to know their temperaments, unlike with kittens who could be total psychos when they grow up but you’re too blinded by the KITTEN OMG I LOVE to give a shit.