Oh also, she got the new Teese and made some freaking mozzarella sticks with it. They look amazing, she is the talented best. One day when I have tons and tons of money, I will hire her to be my personal chef and I’ll post what I eat everyday and you’ll all die of jealousy and I’ll come to your funerals and have Claryn cater them so you can curse me from beyond the grave. You’ll be shaking your ghost fist at me as your mom and I eat vegan mozzarella sticks and make out. I don’t know why I have such animosity towards you today WHAT DID YOU DO???