That’s a SHOE on a PENGUIN. If it’s one things we humans love, it’s clothes on other animals. It’s so wacky! Teva, makers of (FILL IN THE ADJECTIVE BECAUSE I CANNOT WITHOUT BEING A LIAR OR VERY OFFENSIVE) shoes, made footwear to help save a penguin named Lucky!*
Finally, Tevas are good for something other than making people look ridiculous! What? Did you have to kick yourself out of a hippie’s rope maze?** Oh no, those are just Tevas!
Ugh sorry, I thought I could get through this piece without making fun of Tevas but it turns out I cannot.
*Who lives in a zoo! Sounds lucky to me! NOT! Also, it’s so weird how humans will spend all this money, time, and effort (the shoe went through like six iterations) to help make one bird’s life more comfortable but eat literally hundreds of thousands of birds every night. Everything is just so weird.
**I don’t know.