That’s a picture of the oil spill from space. FUCKING SCARY, RIGHT??
As we all sit around, feeling helpless and hating greedy consumerism and oil (which we should be doing because it’s all THE DEVIL), let’s unite and doooo SOMETHIIIING. Since we’re all psycho vegans (and vegetarians and people who appreciate how hot and smart vegans and vegetarians are), we probably have pets. Some of us have a ridiculous amount of pets too because we’re crazy animal people and will probably be featured one day on Hoarders from under a pile of newspapers being all, “I swear, I just need ‘em for the crossword puzzles!”.
But I digress. The point is, we all have animals and they’re all sheddy mo-fo’s and we need their hair and fur to combat the oil spill. Yes, their hair and fur. We’re gonna send it to Matters of Trust and then they’re gonna use it to collect oil because that’s what hair does best (my head just typed that because I totally need to shower). In fact, watch their awesome YouTube video to see how it works.
OKAY SO, we’re going to be collecting hair and fur to soak up oil at this Saturday’s SF Vegan Bakesale in front of Herbivore on Valencia. We’ll be collecting it all and shipping it in one big box (or more if you got like 50 cats) so yeah, come by! Buy a cupcake! Bring some hair! Save animals like there’s no tomorrow! BECAUSE AT THIS RATE, THERE MIGHT NOT BE. Jesus H!
[Thanks to Susie for the idea!]