vegansaurus!

06/02/2011

Those are the vegan desserts at Source. Just trust that they are all fucking amazing. Vegan snowballs! Devil dogs! Twinkies! Peanut butter and jelly sandwich cookies! MAGIC! LIGHTS! Please note that any names that might infringe on Hostess territory have been changed to something more adorable and less sue-able.
Man, screw our petty copyright laws except for when they benefit me and my soon to be patented, “deepfryolatoricecreammakercookiedoughfactory.” IF YOU STEAL THAT MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL! (Or something else that Tommy Lee Jones has said in a movie.) (I don’t know, I’m so very very tired.)
Also! A full review of Source to come (we love) and ALSO: anyone ever been to Greece (Athens, Santorini, Crete, specifically) or Russia (Moscow, specifically)? WHAT’S GOOD TO EAT OR DO THERE? Holler at me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

Those are the vegan desserts at Source. Just trust that they are all fucking amazing. Vegan snowballs! Devil dogs! Twinkies! Peanut butter and jelly sandwich cookies! MAGIC! LIGHTS! Please note that any names that might infringe on Hostess territory have been changed to something more adorable and less sue-able.

Man, screw our petty copyright laws except for when they benefit me and my soon to be patented, “deepfryolatoricecreammakercookiedoughfactory.” IF YOU STEAL THAT MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL! (Or something else that Tommy Lee Jones has said in a movie.) (I don’t know, I’m so very very tired.)

Also! A full review of Source to come (we love) and ALSO: anyone ever been to Greece (Athens, Santorini, Crete, specifically) or Russia (Moscow, specifically)? WHAT’S GOOD TO EAT OR DO THERE? Holler at me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

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