What’s that? You want more Halloween fun? OK! How about Candy Corn Coolers from Paint and Tofu! Because, on a serious note, vodka is the only way you’ll get me into a costume this year. Because, on a serious note, eff that noise.
Who is this Kori character from Paint and Tofu? I like her because she’s hella funny and it seems like there’s a lot of booze at her house—two qualities I admire very much.