How cute is this?! It’s only THREE POUNDS (that’s English doubloons if you’re not an International Juggernaut like I am) and it’s made out of CLAY. I don’t know, the world is magic! You can make anything out of anything these days! Pretty soon when you want a sandwich, all you’re gonna have to do is put a brick in a BRICKTOSANDWICH (yet to be tm) and BAM! A sandwich! Whether or not it tastes like a brick will be determined by lots of things, including food technology and our evolving taste buds. UGH THIS IS AWFUL I FEEL LIKE I’M WRITING A GROUPON RIGHT NOW SO SORRY FOR THIS TERRIBLE BIT OF WRITING.