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07/18/2011

Kettle Brand Salsa Picante Tias = JUST LIKE DORITOS BUT EVEN MORE DELICIOUS!  »

I  totally thought I was original in being like THESE KETTLE BRAND TIAS CHIPS IN SALSA PICANTE ARE VEGAN DORITOS but I’m not. DAMMIT ALL, QUARRYGIRL! WAY TO SCOOP MY LAZY ASS YET AGAIN!

These fuckers deserve a wider audience because DAMN THEY TASTE JUST LIKE DORITOS. Only classier and even more delicious, IF THAT WAS POSSIBLE. I missed Doritos like I miss Costco birthday cakes (you know what’s up! It’s just sugary lard and I gotta have it! Or had to have it, really my arteries thank me, and so do my taste buds, but memories are a powerful thing!) so this shit is heaven-sent. Bust out a bag, some beer, and the season premiere of Breaking Bad (SO GOOD GOD I HATE WALTER WHITE WHAT IS HIS WHITE-ASS PROBLEM) and let all your troubles ease away! Or increase, that show is fucking stressful.

Finally, you can find Kettle Brand Salsa Picante Tias at Whole Foods, Rainbow, Safeway, in my bed, etc. 

Here’s a coupon for $1-off the chips at Whole Foods, too! It looks like this:

Just scroll down the page, lazy!

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