In “NO DOY” news of the day, PETA is launching a porn site! Because why not draw attention to the exploitation of animals by exploiting ladies? Of course, I’m sure they’ll have a few dudes with carrots (or eggplants?) covering their dongs but I’m mainly expecting naked skinny white ladies nakedly dancing in front of footage of Meat Your Meat. Actually, that sounds kinda awesome, in a Clockwork Orange type of way. I don’t know, I’m waffling between SEX SELLS and PUKE. I guess I’ll go jerk it and then cry myself to sleep. What a world!