The SF Vegan Bakesale is THIS SATURDAY. Be there or be dead in a ditch for all I care! I joke, I hope you’re all well, but I REALLY hope you’re at the damn bakesale eating delicious deliciousness and getting all fat and happy. The list of bakers this time is literally a mile long and it’s going to be AMAZING.
THE PERTINENT DETAILS FOR YOU LAZYSAURUSES:
What: SF Vegan Bakesale, where every dime goes to helping awesome non-profit animal rescues Muttville and Mickacoo! Deeeeelicious baked goods (I’m talking cinnamon rolls the size of a fat baby, Little Debbie inspired Oatmeal Cream Pies, Big Ass Whoopie Pies, Cupcakes, Pie, Cake, Pastries, Biscuits, Focaccia, Caramels, Pickled Goods, MORE!!) from over 30 bakeries and bakers!
Where: Speesees at 1415 Valencia Street, between 25th and 26th Streets—FEWER THAN THREE BLOCKS from the 24th Street BART station!
When: Saturday, Jan. 15, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Who: YOU, FATTY!
No, I didn’t trap Slimer and put him in a cup (asshole!), that’s the vegan Avocado Milkshake from Frog Hollow Cafe in the Ferry Building. It’s THE BOMB; it’s rich, creamy, sweet perfection in a cup. Filling and oh-so-delicious, you’re a damn fool not to pick one up for lunch and sit on the bay and watch seagulls shit on tourists OMG FUN.
In addition to the milkshake, they have a rotating menu of salads, sandwiches, and stir-frys, all of which are vegan or can be made vegan. Also, a tall-ass birdie told me that they are thinking about adding some vegan pastries to the mix too. MAKE IT SO, FROG HOLLOW.
If you’re stuck working for a living (sucka!), you might as well get some kicks while you can. I mean, we’ll all be in the ground soon, ya know? Cheers!