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04/05/2011

Vegansaurus is looking for writers!  »


Hey! Did you ever think to yourself, “Hey! I should write for Vegansaurus! I’m JUST as funny and smart as those assholes!” First of all, FAT CHANCE NOBODY IS AS SMART AND FUNNY AS THESE ASSHOLES. Second, it’s your lucky day! We are growing all the time and now we’re looking for some new writers to keep up with our crazy-ass popularity! 

Requirements
1. You have to be crazy (hopefully it’s about veganism, but we’re open)!
2. You’ve got to contribute two to four times a week!

Being a big vegan food fan is essential, adoy, but other nice things would be: Fascination with animals! And food science! And animal science! And vegan-related news! And cooking! And recipes! And restaurants! Take note: You don’t have to be in San Francisco. You can be in Narnia for all we care (just kidding, NERD).

If you’re interested, send a couple samples of your writing to laura @ vegansaurus dot com. Send whatever you think conveys your knowledge and personality—links to blogs are all good, even lengthy comments on other blogs, or a sample post for Vegansaurus.

Bonus points if you’re as good at photoshop as Megan Rascal. Later, bitch!

06/08/2010

Who Wants to Demo Vegan Cookie Dough? FOR MONEY.  »

It’s your wildest piggy dreams come true. Oh hell yeah.

Here’s what the job entails: going to grocery stores in the SF Bay Area with a shit ton of the redonkulous Eat Pastry vegan cookie dough and demoing the shit out of it. It would be preferable if you had your own toaster oven, some baking know-how, and the ability to bake on site. It’s pre-made cookie dough so if you can’t do that, you should probably just jump off a building. If you’re interested, email the delightful ladies of Eat Pastry and they’ll fill you in on all the info. So basically, you are paid to demo an amazing vegan product and spread vegan food love and smell like cookies, which is natural aphrodisiac. Just ask that guy up there.

In return, all I ask of you is your first born, a gold bar, and a lifetime worth of foot rubs. Don’t worry, I’ll cover the bunions with band-aids!

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