Vegansaurus giveaway: Harmony Valley deliciousness! ALSO IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!  »

Why do we love free shit so much? Who knows, it’s in our stupid human DNA. Free is good and free veggie burgers are BETTER! If I know one thing to be true, it is that. Now where’s Oprah? She’s got to hear this, for real.

Harmony Valley makes damn fine burger, sausage, and hummus in a bag and you want to eat it all. Seriously, I first tried this stuff at Expo West and was blown away. And by blown away, I mean I returned to the sample counter throughout the day in various forms of disguise. I was the following characters: Myself; myself with a fake mustache; myself with a fake beard; myself in a hat; a young Goldie Hawn (no costume necessary); and myself as a young child (this one required REAL MAGIC/a pair of knee pads). The point is, this stuff is good and you want it. FOR FREE

For a chance to win the burger, sausage, and BRAND NEW hummus mix, tell me what song you’d most like to sing to me (seductively? eh?) on my birthday. Alternately, your favorite flavor of birthday cake. THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION BECAUSE TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. I was born! You’re welcome! 

ALSO: Triple Bonus Mega Prize in addition to this giveaway and me being born: They’ve got a contest going on over at Harmony Valley right now for awesome awesome awesome prizes! Go enter!

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