I’m sure you all saw this when Isa sent out her bat signal but YOU GUYS SHE’S GONNA OPEN A RESTAURANT!!! I THINK it’s gonna be in Omaha so I guess that means we all have to move to the midwest and become racist. I’m halfway there because I’m a total racist in that I hate everyone! JK, I know not everyone in the midwest is racist and I look like a total idiot for saying that but my image was shattered when I first started double fisting baked potatoes back in ‘93 so ALL BETS ARE OFF.
Anyway, I bet the super lovely and funny and awesome folks at Vegan Omaha will have the inside scoop as it becomes available so let’s all sit on the edges of our seats and GET SO EXCITED. I’m totally flying out for the opening and trying literally (LITERALLY) everything on the menu… OH! I have a really good idea, we should all do that, right? Let’s rent a plane!!! Can we afford that? I guess the better question is: Can you afford it because uh, can I catch a ride with you??