Spekuloos Spread is COMING TO AMERICA ALL RIGHT! »
Actually, it’s already here! If you haven’t previously indulged, it’s basically a concoction of crushed-up cookies and magic. You spread it on everything and it makes it better! Including OTHER COOKIES. Melisser is obsessed with the stuff and turned us onto it, and we’ve been nuts about it since. Before, it was only available in Europe but now you can eat this shit on everything in the U S of A! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
Order a bunch and eat cookies topped with cookies TODAY!
Consumerist gives us this great visual today. Man, De-fucking-pressing. Gotta love a country that does this to its people. Obviously we’re on the right track here, people. I’ll see you all in hell!