- Stop showing up to my bikram class, I don’t want to see your sweaty vegan ass!
UGH SO GOOD.
Abby issues a disclaimer with the video, “I'm vegan! I like vegans (mostly)! But what's up, dudes? (Hey, it's a satire-ish, so don't get your panties in an uproar, my little herbivores.)”
So everyone calm down and I triple dog dare you to not be singing, “I’m a vegan! You’re a vegan! But Vegansexual is not a real word!” over and over again by lunch. Hell, I’ve been singing it to my vegan boyfriend for a couple days now, HE LOVES IT!
Speaking of Vegansexuals, Maria has a story about one in a real (soon to be) printed and published book! It’s too late to invest in it now but when it comes out, you need to buy it and laugh and laugh.
Forget the iPhone, iCal, iWhatever fancy technology you use to keep track of your wasted days and increasingly depressing age. There’s a quiet greatness in the art of the wall calendar, and Men and Cats nails it.
This calendar is the perfect holiday treat for my hetero days in 2010. What’s better than adorable men posing with their adorable, sassy cats? Nothing. Except maybe if they were also eating sandwiches, but that’s just because I have a thing for everyone’s* favorite food. (If you want to woo me, it’s called Ike’s Place, and I’ll take a Womanizer, in bed—which is my favorite place to eat. That is not a veiled sexual reference in any way.) The sheer disinterest of March gets me, but April is too effing much to handle.
Any person who loves cats is a catch, making these men dreamy in that I’ve-never-talked-to-you-so-you-can’t-ruin-this-fantasy way. Don’t get me wrong—dogs are cute as hell, and I can’t wait to adopt one (my biological dog clock is out of control), but cats require a special patience. They don’t necessarily give two shits what you do, but can also be the most loving creatures ever. Sound like your love life? No? Just me? Whatever, jerks. Point being, any man who’s willing to deal with the moodiness and selfishness of a feline (read: me) and still show unconditional love has major appeal.** Hey, Men with your Cats, I’m in like with you.
Buy yours here, and support PUPP, which is a rad nonprofit that provides in-home care to animals whose guardians need assistance. People get to chill with their four-legged lovelies, and the adorable little beasts stay out of shelters.
*Everyone = Joey Tribbiani = very telling, dated pop culture reference. **This is bullshit, I’m DELIGHTFUL.
Thanks to Abby of It’sFaturday for another hilarious post. We love her and encourage one of you assholes to buy her this calendar. DO IT.