News you need: kitty thief!
If you haven’t seen this yet, watch the amazingness! A cat in San Mateo is a total klepto! Are the children not having nightmares yet? I don’t care, I want a cute klepto cat!
This cat lives in a tree! Holy cannoli, I’m in love with a tree cat. The cat was actually born in the tree and then the mother brought all the kittens down EXCEPT little Almond here. Why? So sad. Luckily, Ron Venden, who lives by the tree, started taking care of the little kitty. He brings it meatloaf and built it a cute little shelter—a tree fort! Jealous. He even put a dry-food feeder up there! I know, you are like, “Um, it was a kitten, why didn’t he just pick it up and take it out of the dang tree?” But he says he’s tried a few times and Almond gets scratchy. Oh, that’s just like Almond! Silly tree kitty.
Hello adorable pit bull! I’m scared of Roombas too! They’re totally coming to get you. It’s actually super-scary to be in a room with a Roomba doing its thing on the other side of the door. It bangs up against the door like a creepy killer and then keeps doing it again and again. Terrifying. But cleanly. Also, that cat is a total badass/psychopath.