NYC: Comedy night to benefit ASPCA! Have a few laughs for the sake of animals! »
Hi friends! NYC standup comic and personal friend Phil Gable is back with another benefit show for the animals! This time, the money will go to ASPCA. The show, Dogs in Rehab, is in honor of the ASPCA’s canine Behavioral Rehabilitation Center in New Jersey. The center sounds AMAZING:
the first facility dedicated to providing behavioral rehabilitation for undersocialized canine victims of cruelty, such as those confiscated from puppy mills and hoarding situations. Physically healthy, fearful dogs rescued in cruelty cases conducted by the ASPCA and by other groups are eligible for treatment at the Center. Once admitted, dogs undergo an intensive rehabilitation regimen with the goal of improving their well-being and helping them become suitable for adoption.
Lil Bub’s Big Fund will go towards supporting extra-needs animals, like it says:
All funds collected will be distributed as grants to organizations to support cats that need special care or extra help getting adopted due to conditions such as:
• physical deformity
• birth defects
• developmental disability (i.e. cerebral hypoplasia)
• mobility impairment
• wounds suffered from a disaster, accident, or abuse (i.e. burns due to a fire, broken bones due to car accident or physical abuse, etc.)
• any permanent diseases/illness (FIV, Leukemia, diabetes, etc)
• old age
Eligible grant recipients may include, but are not limited to, the following projects that support cats: emergency and ongoing veterinary or medical care, physical and behavioral rehabilitation, hospice and sanctuary care, shelter enrichment, foster programs, adoption events and adoption make-ready costs, relocation programs to improve adoptability, safety net programs for owned cats to reduce pet relinquishment and to keep families together, and costs associated with emergencies, disasters, or cruelty responses.
Yay Lil Bub is so amazing! Let’s all donate and help the animals!
Turns out the chickens are the real losers at the Super Bowl! From the ASPCA:
More than 1 billion chicken wings will be eaten on Super Bowl Sunday—that many wings could form a line from CenturyLink Field, the Seattle Seahawks’ home stadium, all the way to MetLife Stadium…30 times over! Nearly all of these wings came from chickens raised in dirty, cramped quarters who were bred to grow so big, so fast they can hardly walk. But it doesn’t have to be that way: Chickens deserve better, and so do we. Check out the ad [above], then share it on Facebook and Twitter. And if you haven’t already, make sure you stand up for healthier, more humanely raised chickens by signing our petition at TruthAboutChicken.org.
They have a giant screen set up outside MetLife stadium playing this chicken spot and this short spot about puppy mills.
As I’ve said in the past, the ultimate goal is to have all chickens totally free, chilling on the range or wherever, safe from ever being eaten. BUT until that happens, I would love to see an improvement in the way chickens are treated currently. And this is such great exposure! I hear this Super Bowl is quite popular.
Paul Shapiro’s Animal News You Can Use! »
It’s Paul Shapiro’s Animal News You Can Use! Yay, Paul! Yay, animals!
How much feces gets into meat destined for American consumers? You may be shocked to hear what slaughter plant inspectors told the Washington Post for the paper’s major exposé this week titled “USDA pilot program fails to stop contaminated meat.”
The meat industry is suing to keep Americans in the dark also about a package of meat’s country of origin. However, this week a federal judge refused to go along with the industry’s demands.
Just how has the meat industry altered chickens to grow unnaturally fast, and what problems does that create? My friend, and Drexel professor, Harish Sethu created an excellent new graphic to demonstrate how these birds have been bred to suffer. And the ASPCA has a new site on the topic, too.
Do you think that farmers love the free market? Think again. The Bloomberg headline this week says it all: “Taxpayers Turn U.S. Farmers Into Fat Cats With Subsidies.”
And some final good news to start your weekend: The San Diego Union Tribune reports on the new, entirely meat-free, menu that K-8 San Diego schools recently implemented in honor of Meatless Mondays!
Photo of the week: Yes, I admit that we really do look alike.
Video of the week: The lizard who likes to be tickled…
Adorable Girl and Puppy Say ‘No’ to Puppy Mills
What happens when you combine the cutest little girl and the cutest dog in one video? You can watch it above.
The ASPCA launched a new campaign at NoPetStorePuppies.com, where they encourage visitors not to purchase products or animals from pet stores, many of which breed through puppy mills.
Instead, contact your local shelter. You might just rescue the newest member of your family!
Sorry, I can’t boycott pet stores that sell animals (anymore); I’ve died of cute overload.
Silly animal-friendly April Fools Day jokes »
I kind of hate April Fools Day. Some stuff is fun, like when Google or whatever plans something elaborate. But I hate when you are working on a deadline and you get “zany” “emergency” emails and it’s like, OK, can you just tell me if this is real or not so I can get back to work? Yes. I’m a ball of fun. But! I have to admit, some of these animal-centered April Fools are funny. Come on, admit it.
Up top is an ad from ASPCA about their new anti-puppymill campaign. It’s pretty dang cute. Corresponding video:
Don’t worry, cats can join in on the protest as well.
Ug, I hate stores that sell dogs! Monster Pets in Philly does and I hate them. Boycott them! But a lot of pet stores are hip to adoption and don’t sell pups and kitties. If only we could get them to stop selling hamsters and those other little guys! But pups and kitties is a start.
Vegan-friendly online store Ethical Ocean made a pretty funny site, Unethical Ocean. You get where it’s going but this basketball net offer is just really funny:
It’s all in the details! Like in the FAQ for Warby Parker’s new line Warby Barker:
Can my dog ride in the car with his head out the window while wearing Warby Barker glasses?
Yes. Each pair is constructed from exceptionally durable materials.
Not an animal org, I know, but this silly page links to HSUS. And besides, DOG-OCLE.
Other jokes: PETA said they’d release meat-allergy-inducing ticks, Sony had a cute thing, Grubhub’s Kibblehub is kind of hilar, and Care2 had a petition from a cow asking for more visibility on the site.
In crappy April Fools attemps, Whole Foods disappoints with a joke about a cam that promises to let you “watch what your meat eats,” because all animals are “your meat” and isn’t that funny. Um, fuck you. And it appears even the Army has a sense of humor? Too bad they do actually send dogs off to get PTSD or die (the Army may have a sense of humor, but I still don’t!). And wait, is this Ostrich pillow from Fab real? Ug, I hate April Fools Day.
Help These 5 Pups Find a Good Home
Tonight is the big event! The ASPCA’s #PuppyLove Twitter party kicks off at 6pm EST, and you’re invited to answer trivia questions, win prizes, and meet these five adorable contestants. The Meet Your Match dating show will stream live, right here on The FluffPo, and you might just fall in love with one of these adoptable pooches.
Hey Twitter pals! This is happening today, at 3 p.m. PST/6 p.m. EST, and maybe you want to participate!
This video is eleven times cray! It’s pretty awesome but I can’t help but worry for the kitty. It’s all movie magic, right? Please? My Mitsy don’t like to be thrown around too much. But when I’m holding her and she wants to get down, I might toss her on the bed or something. The best part is the head-shots anyway though, right? Oh, George! I want to film Mitsy’s head and get to editing like yesterday.
I love the last line about “millions of viral videos waiting to be adopted,” genius.
Hey New York! This afternoon: Get your pet blessed! There’s a rabbi and a minister so hopefully your pet’s religious denomination is covered. It starts at 2pm!
520 Park Avenue (at 60th Street)
New York, NY 10065
While you’re there, please think of my little Figgy who is in Philly with a hurt leg. He’s going to the vet tomorrow but I’m worried.
Shelters want to keep pets cool in this hideous heat! »
[Can’t see the video? Watch it on Vegansaurus.com]
Hey guys, it’s been hot as all get-up lately! Well, prob not in San Francisco, but in New York and the rest of the country, in the words of Beverly Hills Cop, the heat is on. Reader Natalie M. sent me an email about the Helping Hands Humane Society in Topeka, Kan., and reminded me that this heat affects all the animals too! Kansas has been having a crazy heat wave and because of the heat, HHHS needs ice!
HHHS does not have air conditioning in our kennels so we must do the best we can to keep our animals cool. One method used to cool off the pets is ice. When the temperature exceeds 95 degrees, we place large blocks of ice in each of the dog kennels and smaller crushed ice in the cat kennels. Combined with blowing fans, the ice helps to make the heat more tolerable for our animals. Throughout the summer, we are in need of donors who can fund our ice program. To have enough ice delivered for all of our animals for one day it costs $150. Please consider funding this program and help us win the battle.
If you want to donate, go to their site or contact Kathy at (785) 233.7325 or firstname.lastname@example.org.
In this crazy-ass weather, I’m guessing HHHS isn’t the only shelter that needs help keeping cool; you should take a minute to call your local shelters and see if they need extra help! Imagine if you were in this heat, in a fur coat! Wacky animals and their fur coats.
Shelter pets aren’t the only animals in danger, your pets need to stay safe too! ASPCA has a great list of tips for avoiding heat stroke in pets but here are their basic points:
- Avoid dehydration by always having fresh, clean water available and lots of shady places where pets can cool off. When the weather’s extremely hot, keep your pets indoors.
- Limit exercise to either early in the morning or late in the evening. Before starting your walk, give the sidewalk a test with the palm of your hand. If it’s too hot to touch, it can burn your pet’s footpads and should be avoided.
- Bring outdoor pets inside, and give them access to air-conditioned areas of your home. For animals who must remain outside, provide a shady, sheltered place to rest and lots of fresh water in stable containers.
- Never leave an animal alone in a parked vehicle. On a hot day, a parked car can become a furnace in no time—even with the windows open—leading to fatal heat stroke within minutes.
- Watch out for the following symptoms of overheating: excessive panting or difficulty breathing, drooling, mild weakness, stupor, seizures, bloody diarrhea and vomiting. Contact a veterinarian right away if you suspect your pet is suffering from heat stroke.
The Humane Society also has a whole slew of products that help keep your dog cool. I’m into this Kool Dogz ice treat maker:
Dogs love ice! I actually bought one of these but never got around to using it. It seems easy but I’m lazy. Since I never used it, my mom made me sell it at our stoop sale. Jeez, mom! How’s your pet keeping cool?
[Picture from Kool Dogz website]