vegansaurus!

What. The fuck. Omnivores are crazy. They eat the craziest stuff! What is wrong with them? Fried butter? Why don’t you just shoot yourself in the face!

This is seriously over the top but really, every day I’m like, you people eat that?

[via the Telegraph]

If you don’t know, Lorem Ipsum is like ancient latin text designers put into a design to show where actual text will go, how long it’ll be, etc. Yesterday, someone was kind enough to send me a link to Bacon Ipsum. Hilar. But today, someone sent me Vegan Ipsum!:

Lorem ipsum tofu dolor sit amet chickpea, consectetuer lentil adipiscing elit. Ut odio. Nam tempeh sed est. Nam a risus sweet potato et est iaculis adipiscing. Vestibulum seitan ante aubergine primis mushroom in faucibus orci luctus nut loaf et ultrices posuere beanburger cubilia Curae; Integer ut quorn justo. In tincidunt rice viverra tofurkey nisl. Donec avocado malesuada magna. Curabitur id tomato auctor soybean tellus barley adipiscing pharetra. Fusce spelt vel justo broccoli non orci semper aduki bean feugiat. Cras pumpkin eu leo at oats purus ultrices tristique.

For fun, plug into google translate. Blow your mind.

That is all. Continue to carpe diem, mofos.