Vegan summer-sandal round-up at Ecouterre! My favorite are these booties by Cri de Coeur; they’d keep your feet cool and far away from the filthy pavement, plus walking on big wooden heels makes you feel tall and powerful.
These are all women’s sandals because no one wants to see a dude’s feet. Put your toes away! Also put away your flip-flops, everyone, they are indoor-only. “But they’re so comfortable and rubber shoes are totally vegan!” They are also tacky and lazy.* Plus there are lots of comfortable shoes out there that you would never wear in a hostel shower. COME ON. What about these flats from Big Buddha? They’re nice and uncomplicated and million times better than a grody flip-flop.
What’s your favorite summer shoe?
*My other strict fashion rules include: no pajamas/workout clothes outside of the home/gym (even the OnePiece!); no Birkenstocks outside the home; no visible undergarments (no one ever died from wearing a slip goddamn it). Unless of course you’re at home, in which case, wear all the flip-flops and see-through blouses you want, you vulgar darlings.