I don’t even know what to do with this but now I have the freaking Golden Girls theme song in my head. AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET A THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD. And if you don’t know, now you know. Finally, yes that’s my gorgeous voice and I am available for birthdays and weddings CALL ME!
Also, I am still processing that whole poster. I mean, on one hand, Dang! Disrespectful! On the other hand, Dang! Bea Arthur was HELLZA crazy and might have been into it! I mean, she was “get super-drunk and try to break into a neighbor’s house just so she could eat some watermelon from their fridge and sleep in the cat bed” CARAZAY. Man, I hope I grow up to be just like her.
I guess what it comes down to is, I’m always game to see that beautiful mug. Also, BUY ME THIS:
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