Banana split bon bons from the Eat Healthy team! You were like, WTF at first, right? But then you read “banana split bon bons” and you were all OMG.
I have no idea what’s going on here but I want these. And I have nothing else to say about these because nothing I could say would be better than Laura’s take on the Almond Dream bon bons; so I’ll leave you with her wise words:
Vegan Bon Bons*, yall. I’m about to go Peggy Bundy on your asses and start screaming for them hysterically during my period LADIES AM I RIGHT?
Jonas found them at the wonderful 26th & Guerrero Market and brought them home to me because he values his life LADIES AM I RIGHT?
Almond milk is where it’s AT! »
The Wall Street Journal reports that almond milk is rocketing to stardom in the “dairy” aisle. Go on with your bad self, delicious almond milk! As you know, Megan Rascal is already a fan, and the rest of your Vegansaurus are pretty much on board, too. Well, by “the rest of,” I mean myself because HELLO BONBONS. I personally believe that Almond Dream bonbons are the reason for the season and by the season, I mean my fat ass. Love those things!
The dairy industry are typical assholes about the whole thing and complain very much about the competition and BOO FUCKING HOO, ASSHOLES. Everyone buy almond milk by the busload and recommend it to all your friends and buy it as birthday gifts—what! you’re already the weirdo vay-gun aunt, why not complete The Transformation—and let’s bring down those ungodly sociopaths. I, for one, am doing my part by eating my weight (and your weight) in Almond Milk Bon Bons, available at Whole Foods, Rainbow, and corner stores the city over!