Cheeposaurus: Your weekly deals! »
Cheeposaurus here! Some good deals that even this penny-pinching, miserly immigrant can get on board with. Remember; please check your local ads for deals because stores tend to vary their sales from region to region. In other words, don’t blame me because you’re a lazy jerk. NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!
2) Also at assface WF: Naked Juice is two for $5. Buy 10 bottles and submit your receipt for this manufacturer rebate. Also, sign up for their “Bare Believers” online newsletter and score a $1 off coupon to increase your savings. Look in the Whole Foods’ coupon book “The Whole Deal,” which should be near the entrance to the store; inside, there is a $1 off one box of Celestial Seasonings tea. Celestial Seasonings tea is currently three for $6, so use that coupon and get each box for a $1! Finally, WE FUCKING HATE WHOLE FOODS. Sorry, this blog is schitzo.
3) At Walgreens: buy $20 worth of Stacy’s Pita Chips and get a $10 Register Reward. Register Rewards are tapes that print out with your receipt and are used like store credit. They do expire, so use yours fast! If you live in the states listed on this rebate form, you can get additional savings (scroll through, as there are different rebate options depending on which amount you are purchasing).
Cheeposaurus is our new weekly column written by one Ms. Annapurna. She is the brown sugar in your coffee and probably the woman you had phone sex with last night.