Patxi’s Chicago Pizza is opening in the Inner Sunset! »
So many incredible and amazing things come out of Chicago. Top 5: The Handlebar, Sultan’s Market, Mercy for Animals, me (I’m actually from the Bay Area, but I lived there for three years) and CHICAGO-STYLE PIZZA! I had it a few times before I went vegan, and man, is it decadent (by which I mean super, amazingly delicious)! Now that I live in San Francisco, I no longer have to go without, because everything is veganized here!
Although I haven’t eaten at Patxi’s Chicago Pizza yet, that my friends, is about to change. They are opening up a new location in the Inner Sunset! That’s almost right by my apartment! I can get some exercise walking over there before I gorge on a 5,000-calorie pizza (junk food is junk food—actually I’m TOTALLY in denial about that. The onion rings I just devoured were HELLA HEALTHY. My body is a temple and it is just thriving!).
Patxi’s is opening its fourth location late this summer/possibly fall, at Ninth Avenue and Irving Street. My apartment JUST SO happens to be conveniently located between Escape From New York and the future Patxi’s. I can get my daily serving of fruits and vegetables from pizza alone, can’t I? Yes? Goodbye outside world, I’m only leaving the house to eat pizza. Or pay the delivery guy. Or go to work to pay for said pizza. Actually, this is beginning to sound like the life I currently lead.
While trying to find vegan Chicago-style pizza IN Chicago, I stumbled upon this recipe from Quarrygirl. FUCK YES.
Patxi’s will be located at 822 Irving St. and its first East Bay location will open June 15 in Lafayette, at 3577 Mt. Diablo Blvd.! Lafayette?
OMG, how could I forget about OLD STYLE??? I wonder if Patxi’s can get a hold of this delicious beverage for the complete Chicago experience?
I love Mercy for Animals. I volunteered to table for them once while I was living in Chicago. Man, it’s great having bros get in your face about WHY and HOW could you possibly be vegan?! Not to mention being told you “aren’t getting enough protein.” To which I would reply, “Do I LOOK sickly? Do I LOOK malnourished?” The answers were always “no.” Though you cannot see me right now, let me tell you, I am neither of those things.
But this post is about something else entirely! I know with all the videos about the mistreatment of pigs, elephants, cows and monkey-dog rodeos as of late, your weepy eyes and broken hearts CANNOT TAKE MUCH MORE! So I am presenting to you, on behalf of Mercy for Animals, a video about rescued calves! These calves apparently cost only $10 each, as they were of no economic value to E6 Cattle Company in Hart, Texas. We can all buy calves to rescue!**
These four survivors, now known as Roy, Ari, Mercy and Bob, are in recovery, loved and cared for at The Gentle Barn Sanctuary in Santa Clarita, Calif.
*It’s also great tabling for a non-profit vegan company you love, standing up for animals and showing the world what a healthy, happy vegan looks like!
**Totally illegal unless you have a farm, right? ‘Cause I do I a very nice backyard.
Lyfe Kitchen: Tal Ronnen, Art Smith, and a couple of dudes who used to work for McDonald’s want you to eat their healthy food »
Guess what, vegans and the people who love them: restaurateurs really do want your money! Seriously! They are starting a chain of restaurants called Lyfe Kitchen, which will serve “healthy” omnivorous and vegan dishes. Art Smith, Oprah’s totally not-vegan chef who was once on Top Chef: Masters, has of late eschewed his creamy-buttery-cheesy cuisine for less artery-clogging death food at his own restaurant, and is in charge of the omnivorous part of the menu, and Tal “Mr. Gardein” Ronnen will be developing the vegan section. Plans are to open the first Lyfe Kitchen in Palo Alto, Calif. this summer.
This sounds kind of great, right? Except it also sounds a little, um, nutty. The chain will be marketed to “women age 18 to 49, hoping they’ll like the food enough to bring back friends andfamilies. While she’s enjoying a grain salad, there’s a beefy burger for her husband. While he’s munching away, he might try a bite of hers, and even like it.” Wait, what? Yeah, who wants to puke after reading that? Three sentences packed full of gnarly stereotypes, but stereotypes sell! And this isn’t a “vegan” restaurant: “The menu so far avoids modifiers like ‘vegan,’ ‘gluten-free’ and ‘dairy-free,’” despite offering such options. Because “vegan” is “scary” and “gluten-free” is for “crazies” and Lyfe Kitchen isn’t for scary crazies, it’s for Middle American Families and the Moms Who Run Them.
So definitely this is a positive idea coming to fruition, right? We shall see—you know your Vegansaurus will be checking this place out once it opens. What do you all think: is marketing to McDonald’s Moms the right way to sell a chain of semi-vegan restaurants? I mean, in Tal we trust, but as for the rest of the business partners and the model, who knows.
An interview with Laura Jaqmin, author of Dead Pile, a play about factory farming! »
Jeremy is a wannabe investigator: someone who goes undercover at factory farms to film the often-horrific abuses committed within. But when he’s sent to do an exposé on a dairy farm in southern Indiana, he runs up against some difficult questions about his chosen line of work. A play that forces us to look at what we eat—and what we’re willing to sacrifice.
That’s the synopsis of Dead Pile, a play that opens at Chicago’s Stage 773 this Friday, Feb. 4, and plays through the 27. Tickets are $20 and I strongly suggest everyone in Chicago takes their family and friends to see this show, so that it might sweep the nation! Seriously, you’re classy, you take people to the theater, right? Well, impress your friends and family by taking them to a fancy evening out and then it’s all BAM! Animals being tortured! Our fucked-up food system! Lessons being learned! And then you can take them to eat somewhere awesome like the Chicago Diner and it’s all gooooood.
We talked to the playwright, Laura Jacqmin, to see what she thinks about writing plays, eating animals, and writing plays about eating animals. Let’s do this, LJ!
Vegansaurus: Where did the idea for Dead Pile come from?
Laura Jacqmin: Ideas for plays tend to build and build and just sort of slowly accumulate until I’m forced to start working on them. The idea for Dead Pile has been building for a few years now. Since about 2008, I wanted to write a funny docudrama about the short-lived Chicago foie gras ban. I thought it was one of those ideas that rarely make it into theater, and I was interested in the idea of a genuine debate, both inside a play, and potentially ignited by the play. Then Mark Caro wrote The Foie Gras Wars, which focused on Chicago to explore the impact that serving foie gras had on other restaurants, as well as actual production practices, and his agent made it pretty clear that they were interested in trying to sell film rights, not theatrical adaptation rights. Then in summer 2009, I visited Stone Barns at the Rockefeller Brothers estate, which was pretty eye-opening: it’s one thing to talk about sustainable farming, and another to actually see what it looks like. I was incredibly impressed.
That same fall, I was working on a project about dementia and memory loss, and a common attitude among caregivers and nursing home employees was, why should I do this nice thing with my relative/resident who has Alzheimer’s? It’s not like they’ll remember it, so what’s the point? I think factory farming contains that same attitude: this animal is just going to be slaughtered, so why should I allow it to have a pleasant (or even comfortable) life before I kill it? But of course you should spend the time with that relative, and of course you should allow an animal the dignity of a good life before you slaughter it—it’s inhumane not to.
So once I felt like I had worked out the animal side of things, I had to find a way into the human angle. When I learned more about undercover investigations on factory farms, and the impact that had on an investigator’s life, I was blown away. It’s sort of like entering the witness protection program—three or four times a year. You have to be willing to cut ties with your family and friends—your whole life, really. I wanted to dig into what kind of a person you had to be to make that sacrifice, and how you could actually remain happy in that line of work given that your job is to watch animals be tortured on a regular basis. The more I started researching it, the more sunk into it I became—and then at a certain point, I just had to start the play.
Vegansaurus: Even though you are not veg, what drove you to write about this issue?
Jacqmin: I’m really interested in exploring the disconnect between what we buy in the supermarket and what had to happen to get it there. I can’t watch any undercover video footage for more than 10 seconds before I start bawling—the things that go on are just so unnecessary. That, I think, is the biggest reason I wanted to explore the issue: do people even KNOW that this is happening? Because they should. And if they don’t want to watch a video, then maybe they’ll be able to empathize with a guy who’s trying to make a difference.
Vegansaurus: How long did researching and writing Dead Pile take?
Jacqmin: It was a process of accumulation. Once I started writing, it only took about four months. But it was building for a few years before that.
Vegansaurus: Did researching and writing Dead Pile change how you felt about our food system?
Jacqmin: There wasn’t much discovery for me; I knew what was happening and why it was happening. I do think it challenged me to write really rounded characters, so as not to make the human element of the play didactic.
Vegansaurus: What do you hope the audience takes away from the show?
Jacqmin: That some horrifying things go on in this industry, but that they don’t have to. If you’re not so focused on making money, you don’t have to pay your employees so little. If you pay your employees more, you can attract a better kind of employee. You wouldn’t allow your employee to torture another employee; so why would you want one who tortures your animals? The way these farms are run just doesn’t make sense, and it needs to change. But unless consumers demand that change, there’s no incentive to do things differently.
If you watch the documentary Death on a Factory Farm, you can see that the farm is almost built to ensure as many dead animals as possible. You have piglets born in the most unsanitary and dangerous conditions, and then they’re treated as roughly as possible—hurled into rolling scales, tossed into truck beds—for no reason at all. If your goal is to make money, at the most basic level, why are you treating your inventory like garbage? It just doesn’t make sense.
Back when the most recent egg scares were happening, people did the sensible thing and stopped buying eggs from contaminated farms. If you found out the farm that supplies your chicken or your bacon did the things that many of those farms do, wouldn’t you stop buying from them? I mean, we’re willing to stop flying on a particular airline if a single flight gets delayed. It’s beyond me that we don’t do the same when it comes to our food supply.
Vegansaurus: Are there any vegans or vegetarians involved in the production?
Jacqmin: Yes—our director Megan Shuchman has been a vegetarian for 14 years now, and our dramaturg Caitlin McGlone is a longtime vegan. She’s also a vegan baker for Metropolis Coffee, on Chicago’s north side, and for those who’ve never been into vegan pastry, she will absolutely convert you. We also have a good-sized group of community partners and advocates who are veg/vegan.
Vegansaurus: Where’s your favorite veg food in Chicago?
Jacqmin: Lula Cafe, my go-to neighborhood restaurant, makes the most delicious vegetarian stuff: vegetable maki; cold peanut sate noodles with gomae and tofu; amazing hearty winter vegetable stews; and their much-lauded tagine. And Uncommon Ground is delicious!!!
Vegansaurus: What’s your favorite veg dish to make?
Jacqmin: A variation on that Lula’s tagine, based off of a recipe brought back from a trip to India. It’s basically a chickpea and sweet potato stew (though you can make it with regular potatoes, too), cooked in red onion, garlic, fresh ginger, chili powder, cumin and turmeric. You thicken it with yogurt or soy yogurt, and add a ton of fresh cilantro. I make it at least once a week. I’m a big cook, so I’m always trying to figure out more vegetarian recipes to use as standard weeknight recipes. I’m also starting to experiment with vegan baking—Caitlin [McGlone] gave me a recipe for this amazing vegan orange-chocolate biscotti.
Vegansaurus: Are there productions of Dead Pile happening in other cities soon? Or plans for them?
Jacqmin: That’s the hope. If we get some solid press in Chicago, I’m interested in pushing the play out to other cities, particularly those with strong vegan/vegetarian communities. I think the play would be a hit in the Bay Area, and maybe even Austin, Texas.
Vegansaurus: Do you think you’ll ever write a show about food animal issues again?
Jacqmin: I still want to find some way to write about foie gras, so it’s absolutely possible.
Vegansaurus: When you win a Tony, who will you thank?
Jacqmin: Vegansaurus. :)
The End Dogfighting campaign: the HSUS helps ex-dogfighters with education and looooove »
Stereotypically, your Vegansaurus loves public radio. We also love dogs, DUH, and pit bulls particularly. Today’s Morning Edition returned that love hundredfold, with a story about personal and canine redemption.
The End Dogfighting campaign began in Chicago in 2006, expanded to Atlanta in 2008, and has just begun in Philadelphia. It “recruits former dogfighters and young, at-risk pit bull owners to take weekly training classes with their pets.” And you know what happens when people take their dogs to quality training classes on a regular basis? MAGIC—or, you know, the humans and animals develop mutual respect and love. According to Chicago program leader Tio Hardiman, “there’s a connection between fighting pit bulls and struggling to live in a violent society…. [K]eeping guys out of the world of dogfighting is good for them, their dogs, their families and the rest of the community.”
They also say that Michael Vick’s “testimony” about his former dogfighting exploits is really helpful, as he shares a socioeconomic background with many of the programs’ participants. Look at multimillionaire, making a difference!
What you need to do, though, is go to NPR and listen to Elizabeth Fiedler’s report—like all dogfighting stories, it’s got some horrific elements, but hearing the people talk about their experiences themselves, while the dogs bark all happily in the background, is way more valuable than reading a description.
Happy Thanksgiving from Kristen, just outside of Chicago! She filled her table with savory herb stuffing, cinnamon roasted sweet potatoes and squash with candied walnuts, green bean casserole, super-creamy mashed potatoes, cashew gravy, corn pudding, and Tofurky roasted with carrots and brussels sprouts. We also really like the flowers and the construction-paper turkey—it’s definitely a step up from the standard hand turkey. Also, cashew gravy? Yes, please!
Happy Thanksgiving, Kristen!
Vegansaurus Midwest recommends Chicago VeganMania! »
Hello Chicago! And surrounding area! You guys are about to have a lot of fun! EarthSave Chicago is holding the second annual Chicago VeganMania this Saturday, Oct. 9 from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. and you’re all invited! Really! It’s at the Pulaski Park Fieldhouse (1419 W. Blackhawk, between Division and North Avenue), it’s FREE, and that is all you really need to know, you guys: Saturday, VeganMania, Free.
OK, if you must know more, some details. You’ll get a bunch of chef demos, notably from Soul Vegetarian, the Chicago Diner, and Isa Chandra Moskowitz! You’ll get speakers, like Oakland’s own Colleen Patrick-Goudreau, and, oh, Isa Chandra Moskowitz, she is an unstoppable force! Also performers! See the schedule for particulars.
What about buying stuff? With free entry, you are basically obligated to make purchases inside—that is a tenet of capitalism!—so what will your options be? You can buy food from, yes, Soul Vegetarian, that’s exciting! Who else will be there? Chicago Soy Dairy, naturally, and Herbivore, and Supreme Master TV! Of course your own Vaute Couture, and a whole lot more.
According to organizer Marla Rose, you can also expect “appearances by the Vegan Cupcake Fairies.” That’s a positive thing, y/n? We are assuming yes, as Marla Rose uses the word “amazing” to describe them. Vegans with children, whether for the day or ever, don’t worry—once they get cranky and unmanageable, just dump them in the free “children’s play area” and let strangers deal with it! Brilliance.
You know, were we not spoiled by “sweater in the morning, jacket in the evening” weather most of the year, we’d move to your gorgeous city in a heartbeat, Chicago. The architecture knocks us out, the rent is sickeningly low, the theatre scene is amazing, and clearly you vegans are revered as precious creatures with your own “Mania” day. Unfortunately, your Vegansaurus is a big baby about things like S.A.D. and temperatures that actually kill people. We’ll just have to be long-distance friends.
Have fun at your Mania, Midwest vegans! Report back, with photos!