Fifty horses going to slaughter if they can’t be rehomed!? »
Brock at SFist alerts us to this SUPER DUPER sad Craigslist ad from the Free section (don’t put animals in the free section, assholes!) (oh, wait, it’s been flagged, that’s probably why!). Anyway, here’s what the ad looked like:
I’ve put a call into the number listed (440/ 463-4288) and uh, let’s see what we can do. This is ridiculous and so freaking sad. UGH. If you can think of any way to help, please do!!
UPDATE: The person’s voicemail is full and they’re not picking up but I also heard from a reliable source that all the horses were successfully re-homed?? I’ll post if I learn more and please let us know if you hear anything!
Want to work for minimum wage creating crappy food? Well, we’ve got a job for you in Florida! Oh no, NOT YOU, FATTY. This job isn’t for chubalubs because you see, it’s a small kitchen and you’re in the public eye! BACK OF THE BUS FOR YOU, TUBBY! That is, if the bus can sustain your fat ass!
Good to see that such compassionate people are spreading the veg message. Makes us all look super welcoming and not at all fucking insane. Also, I like how you’re supposed to TEXT MESSAGE for an interview? Seems super legit, these people obviously know how to run a business!
Now please excuse me while I go text them some SSBBW nudies! They’re gonna be ass deep in naked fat chicks (and dudes!) by 4 pm PST.
UPDATE: The name of this Cafe is Leafy Greens. Here is their Yelp page, feel free to leave a shitty review.
This post is about FREE STUFF so who cares if the title is clever?! »
Everybody knows that the best part of Craigslist (AFTER finding your friends’ personal ads, I mean!) is the “Free” section. After a long day of responding to jobs ads with such exciting names as “Program Coordinator” (please hire me! L.A. area or telecommute! I have many skills!) it’s really refreshing to score a free hamster track from some kind soul in Pasadena or a "massacred cat tree" (totally not as gruesome as it sounds!) in Belmont Heights. Like a vegan after dinner mint for your soul. (Cause those are free, too — see what I did there?!)
EXCEPT for that you can’t chow down on a cat tree or a hamster labyrinth. And that’s where The Farmer’s Garden comes in handy! Vegansaurus reader and master gardener Maureen Farmer decided to take advantage of her badass last name and the power of the internet to help gardeners connect and, more importantly, share their surplus crops with fellow vegetable fans. In other words: FREE FOOD! Right now, for instance, somebody near San Francisco, is looking to get rid of some nice Fuyu persimmons. Get on that shit!
Besides free vegetables and fruits, the site has listing for barters, “food wanted,” and lots of other things. It’s a really awesome idea, so go check it out! But don’t bother looking for crops that induce states of altered consciousness — I couldn’t find a single listing. There goes my night.