vegansaurus!
06/01/2010
Hello, Millennium coupon! As if you didn’t give us enough reasons to want to be inside you ALL THE TIME (hush), now here’s a buy-a-cocktail, get-a-cocktail-and-an-appetizer FREE offer! Huckleberry potato fries with sweet and spicy smoked maple ketchup, be mine. I will devour you with a fiery grapefruit-basil margarita and never want anything ever again.
∞ posted at 12:24 by time-for-naps 
05/27/2010
YOU GUYS. Get Foursquare for your iPhone (or lameberry ZING) so you can get free dessert at Millennium. Thas right, it’s free food and it can be yours if you’re willing to embarrass yourself with an app that’s SO YESTERDAY. Also, that picture in the corner up there with my name under it… that’s kinda what I look like. Only I’m more like a ninja.
∞ posted at 10:14 by laurahooperb 
03/09/2010
A million pairs of Melissa shoes are on super big time sale over at Gilt today, including these adorable Vivienne Westwood rain boots! If you want to buy them, REGISTER HERE AND GIVE ME YOUR SIGN-UP CREDIT PLEASE AND THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH.
You have to hurry because Gilt is crazy and this sale ends tomorrow (Mar. 10) at 10 p.m. PST SO ACT NOW, TRAMPS!
∞ posted at 10:20 by laurahooperb
02/05/2010
Dude. They’ve got vegan cheeseburger pizza at the SOMA Whole Foods. HOW DOES JOHN MACKEY EXPECT US TO GET THIN WHEN HE’S ALSO DOING SHIT LIKE THIS TOO?
Oh well.
USA! USA!
Thanks Jenna!
∞ posted at 13:03 by laurahooperb
02/03/2010
Diddy Pon’s Weekly Deals: Kettle Chips and Garden of Eatin’! »
Now, from what I understand, not all Kettle Chips are vegan, so do your homework and don’t blame me because you accidentally ate some cheese or a whole steak. These are on sale at Whole Foods for 3 for $6 (normally about $3 a bag!), and if you go here and “take the pledge,” WHATEVER THAT MIGHT MEAN, you can get a $1 off coupon, making each bag after sale and coupon this week only $1.
Garden of Eatin’ is kind of an adorable company because it was started by some midwestern farmer who went vegetarian after seeing his family slaughter his pet chicken. Or something. I’m easily swayed. These chips are on sale at Whole Foods for 3 bags for $7 (regularly $3 each). Go here for a $1 off coupon, and get each bag for OH DO YOUR OWN MATH. IT’S CHEAP, TRUST ME.
Diddy Pon, out!
∞ posted at 11:10 by laurahooperb
02/02/2010
Cheaposaurus: Your Weekly Deals! Um, that you gotta use TODAY! »
Cheaposaurus would like to be referred to as Diddy Pon from now on. Now that that’s out of the way.
Diddy Pon back with some yummy vegan bargains! Hurroooo!! NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME. Also, use these deals today or um, never. I’ll be back with more deals & steals* very soon!
At Whole Foods this week (Always check as the stores’ sales vary by region. AKA, do your homework, hooker.):
Food Should Taste Good Tortilla Chips. Now, go to their the website and click on the purple circle at the bottom where you can get a $1 off printable coupon. Combined with the deal WF has going right now, that is $1 a bag! These are usually $3 to $4 a bag!
R.W. Knudsen Morning Juice Blend. Very fancy and very delicious juices. Go to the website and print off a $1 coupon, making each bottle only $1.50 (when combined with the deal that WF is running right now!). Again, that is over half off the regular price.
Yippee, deals!! And steals*!!
*That just involves you stealing and ain’t my business! Or, the vast majority of my business, as it were!
Diddy Pon is Cheaposaurus is Annapurna.
∞ posted at 11:34 by laurahooperb
01/29/2010
Taco Happy Hour oppression! »
Chances are if you live in San Francisco and are an unemployed bum (“freelancer”), you’ve heard of El Toro’s and Pancho Villa’s Taco Happy Hours. Between the hours of 3 and 5 p.m., both venerable taquerias offer $1 tacos and $2 beers. While in the past I’ve had no troubles getting tofu tacos for the $1 advertised price, yesterday when my friend and I hit up the Panch, we were told that the only vegetarian taco eligible for the deal was the plain rice/beans/salsa deal…BUT I could get a meat taco for the happy hour price!
What the shit? The basic meat taco is $3, while the rice/beans/salsa model is $1.50. That means that you get a $2 discount per taco if you eat meat, and a $0.50 discount per taco if you don’t. What’s more is the tofu tacos COST LESS THAN THE PLAIN MEAT TACOS! THEY ARE $2.25!!! WHY, PANCHO VILLA/EL TORO, WHY?
Now, I love me some El Toro and I love me some Pancho Villa (more El Toro, because they have pico de gallo in their salsa bar, and I am like a fiend for that stuff), but I am not so in love with this veg discrimination, so I say let us rise up, vegans, and fight for our $1 tofu tacos! Contact El Toro and Pancho Villa and (politely and pragmatically) let them know that we’re on to them. End veggie discrimination now!
∞ posted at 08:00 by jordanpattern 
01/26/2010
Cheeposaurus: Your weekly deals! »
Cheeposaurus here! Some good deals that even this penny-pinching, miserly immigrant can get on board with. Remember; please check your local ads for deals because stores tend to vary their sales from region to region. In other words, don’t blame me because you’re a lazy jerk. NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!
1) At assface Whole Foods: Nasoya Tofu is three for $5, or three for $6 depending on the variety. Use this coupon on each item and cut your bill nearly in half.
2) Also at assface WF: Naked Juice is two for $5. Buy 10 bottles and submit your receipt for this manufacturer rebate. Also, sign up for their “Bare Believers” online newsletter and score a $1 off coupon to increase your savings. Look in the Whole Foods’ coupon book “The Whole Deal,” which should be near the entrance to the store; inside, there is a $1 off one box of Celestial Seasonings tea. Celestial Seasonings tea is currently three for $6, so use that coupon and get each box for a $1! Finally, WE FUCKING HATE WHOLE FOODS. Sorry, this blog is schitzo.
3) At Walgreens: buy $20 worth of Stacy’s Pita Chips and get a $10 Register Reward. Register Rewards are tapes that print out with your receipt and are used like store credit. They do expire, so use yours fast! If you live in the states listed on this rebate form, you can get additional savings (scroll through, as there are different rebate options depending on which amount you are purchasing).
Happy Couponing!
Cheeposaurus is our new weekly column written by one Ms. Annapurna. She is the brown sugar in your coffee and probably the woman you had phone sex with last night.
∞ posted at 10:51 by laurahooperb
01/15/2010
» FREE GROCERIES! Er I mean: 50% off orders at Spud Organics!
If you don’t already get groupon, here’s another reason to do it to it: $50 worth of groceries you actually need for $25 (just click on “side deal of the day”…that’s the organic groceries one!! And they’re DELIVERED TO YOUR HOUSE! Lazy vegans UNITE! And we WOULD! If we ever left the HOUSE!
Spud! Organics sells all sorts of veggie meat, tofu, tempeh, soy milk, almond milk, soy yogurt, produce, grains, beans, etc etc etc! It’s one per person, but multiple credit-card holders can buy from the same address. Living in sin WIN! Their delivery coverage is all over the bay area (put your zip in here to see if you qualify) so GET THE EFF ON IT NOW.
The PPK’ers are already all over this, so go check out the thread to find out more ways to work the system.
Thanks for the heads-up, Alex!
∞ posted at 14:38 by laurahooperb
