Vegan creme eggs, y’all! Of course, not everything is wonderful because they’re in England and currently unavailable but I suggest you bookmark that page and refresh the living hell out of it. At least that’s what I’m gonna do from now until Easter but I’m a freelancer so I ain’t got nothing but time, baby! In completely unrelated news: PLEASE HIRE ME.
In the event that the eggs never available for purchase (I’ve got a bad feeling about this), you can always make your own. Good luck with that, Martha.
UPDATE: Oh snap, they might not actually be filled with creme. I can’t tell! Oh well, I did find where you can actually buy some (and lots of other vegan easter candy, too!) OH and someone posted on the Facebook wall, here are some for real vegan creme eggs to order! From the UK, too. Man, they’ve got that shit on lockdown.
Oh also, she got the new Teese and made some freaking mozzarella sticks with it. They look amazing, she is the talented best. One day when I have tons and tons of money, I will hire her to be my personal chef and I’ll post what I eat everyday and you’ll all die of jealousy and I’ll come to your funerals and have Claryn cater them so you can curse me from beyond the grave. You’ll be shaking your ghost fist at me as your mom and I eat vegan mozzarella sticks and make out. I don’t know why I have such animosity towards you today WHAT DID YOU DO???