vegansaurus!

08/25/2011

Baby elephants playing soccer?! Hold the mother-loving phone. I can’t believe people kill elephants! Save the elephants!

(Sorry if this plays a commercial before the video but this was too cute not to share. If it didn’t play a commercial, I’m not sorry. JK, I wasn’t really sorry before. OK OK I was, you know I love you.)

04/21/2011

Opening night of Water for Elephants—it’s time to educate the disgusting sea of humanity! Your help needed!  »

Megan needs a break from the elephant beat so I’m stepping in because I think they’re fucking awesome, too. I’m just a worse and less-motivated human being than Megan. Ugh, I hate talking about my many failures as a human being. Let’s also just say I have a nice rack and a cool dog. Okay, even-stevens!
IDA is setting up leafletting events around the country for opening night of Water for Elephants. You should go for two reasons. 1) Megan already proved that it’s a terrible movie for ellies and it’s getting terrible reviews, anyway! Eff that noise!; and 2) You’ll already be at a theater you can go see Your Highness because it’s fucking in and Water for Elephants is fucking out! Or, see Rio (either sober with kids or high without kids or high with kids OMG YOU’RE A TERRIBLE PARENT)! Or, you know, you can read my movie previews over at SF Appeal and find out what I think about even more things! That’s right, I’ve got opinions on shit besides vegan stuff! Like movies! Plus, you should support me, you know I would totally give you a kidney, the least you can do is READ MY DAMN MOVIE PREVIEWS.

One more time with the real point of this whole post I am so very tired: Tomorrow night, do a solid for the ellies of the world by educating the masses! You’re the best! I’m taking off my top and shimmying in your direction!

01/12/2010

Turns out 60 Minutes doesn’t bore the crap out of me sometimes! Happy New Year!
They recently did a story you can now watch online about The Elephant Listening Project. They are making and elephant dictionary! That just happens to be one of my favorite book genres.
For the past 19 years, an American scientist named Andrea Turkalo has been studying a group of wild forest elephants in Africa. Color me jealous! I love elephants; they are like the uber-humans I aspire to be.
In conjunction with Cornell University, Turkalo has been watching these elephants and recording the sounds they make to understand the complex world that is elephant chatter. Guess what everybody, eles are on some infrasonic shit! The base of their communication is a super low frequency that we nancy humans can’t hear. What the scientists have been doing is actually recording the elephants and then playing the sound back three times faster, at which point low rumbles begin to form. OMG SO COOL.
Another great part of this story: by studying these rare elephants, Turkalo has actually created a sort of sanctuary for them:
Asked if this research into elephant sounds has any practical purpose, Wrege told Simon, “We’re using sound recordings to monitor forest elephants because they are so difficult to see. And this becomes more and more critical because their population is threatened. So, knowing where the animals are gives us a way to begin attacking what has to be preserved or where do we need to put more protection.” "Protection," because poaching has become almost epidemic: it is estimated that annually 10 percent of Dzanga’s elephants are killed for their ivory. Turkalo works closely with Dzanga’s armed guards, but so far their efforts have not stopped the slaughter. Asked if she sees it as her personal responsibility to protect the elephants, Turkalo said, “I’ve made it my personal responsibility for me if I’ve been given this great privilege to study this particular population of elephants I think my priority is to protect them. Otherwise I have no right to study them.” Turkalo believes if she weren’t here, the clearing would become a killing field.
Damn! It’s hard out here for an ele. The Elephant Listening Project is even struggling. If you love the elephants like I do, why don’t you break them off a little cashmoney? Then they can continue to hang tough with the elephants until we sort out every last rumble.

Turns out 60 Minutes doesn’t bore the crap out of me sometimes! Happy New Year!

They recently did a story you can now watch online about The Elephant Listening Project. They are making and elephant dictionary! That just happens to be one of my favorite book genres.

For the past 19 years, an American scientist named Andrea Turkalo has been studying a group of wild forest elephants in Africa. Color me jealous! I love elephants; they are like the uber-humans I aspire to be.

In conjunction with Cornell University, Turkalo has been watching these elephants and recording the sounds they make to understand the complex world that is elephant chatter. Guess what everybody, eles are on some infrasonic shit! The base of their communication is a super low frequency that we nancy humans can’t hear. What the scientists have been doing is actually recording the elephants and then playing the sound back three times faster, at which point low rumbles begin to form. OMG SO COOL.

Another great part of this story: by studying these rare elephants, Turkalo has actually created a sort of sanctuary for them:

Asked if this research into elephant sounds has any practical purpose, Wrege told Simon, “We’re using sound recordings to monitor forest elephants because they are so difficult to see. And this becomes more and more critical because their population is threatened. So, knowing where the animals are gives us a way to begin attacking what has to be preserved or where do we need to put more protection.”

"Protection," because poaching has become almost epidemic: it is estimated that annually 10 percent of Dzanga’s elephants are killed for their ivory.

Turkalo works closely with Dzanga’s armed guards, but so far their efforts have not stopped the slaughter.

Asked if she sees it as her personal responsibility to protect the elephants, Turkalo said, “I’ve made it my personal responsibility for me if I’ve been given this great privilege to study this particular population of elephants I think my priority is to protect them. Otherwise I have no right to study them.”

Turkalo believes if she weren’t here, the clearing would become a killing field.

Damn! It’s hard out here for an ele. The Elephant Listening Project is even struggling. If you love the elephants like I do, why don’t you break them off a little cashmoney? Then they can continue to hang tough with the elephants until we sort out every last rumble.

page 1 of 1
Tumblr » powered Sid05 » templated