The Spooky Vegan has an excellent round-up of all the vegan pumpkin shiz at Trader Joe’s right now, including VEGAN PUMPKIN ROLLS BRB EATING EVERYTHING.
Of course, I’ve already added this to the Trader Joe’s vegan eats Pinterest board, which is the best.
DUDETTES! AND DUDES! So Delicious is really bringing it lately! First, Coconut Whipped Cream. Now, Candy Corn and Pumpkin Spice ice cream popsicles OH MY GOooooOOODNESS. Not sure when these hit the shelves but probably soon because it’s already autumn and it’s time to stuff our faces with candy corn ice cream.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
Baking with Blue Balls Bakery: gluten-free, pumpkin spice, chocolate chip cookies! »
Well everyone, fall has officially descended upon us. To tell you the truth, I’m still in denial and I’m not ready to think about squash soups, Halloween OR pumpkin lattes (especially not pumpkin lattes). I’m not ready to lose the glow of my sun-kissed skin for the almost transparent color I get in winter! I WANT IT TO STOP!
Since I can’t stop the hands of time, denial it is. But wait, what’s this? A charming baking tutorial featuring gluten-free, pumpkin spice, chocolate chip cookies? Yep, and I love it! I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact it was created by my internet bestie and future vegan bakery co-owner (we love cats and mimosas, the building blocks to any solid friendship), Amber!
Not only is Amber an extremely talented vegan baker and decorator, she’s super funny and charismatic too! Watching this video, I feel like I’m in the kitchen with her, at least until I’m unable to try one of those delectable looking cookies. But that’s okay, because thanks to her guidance, I can now make my own cookies! Oh my gosh, don’t even get me started on the one-liners! (“Speaking of wet ingredients”, holds up a beer to drink.)
Fingers crossed that with popular demand (you) Amber will start making baking videos on the reg. I heard a rumor (received a text) that a mimosa cupcake tutorial may be in the works… I hope it’s true!
You can follow Amber on Twitter and Instagram at MonkandMao, and be sure to subscribe to her Youtube channel “Blue Balls Bakery”.
[Can’t see the video? Watch it on Vegansaurus.com!]
It’s Farm Sanctuary rescued pigs eating pumpkins, how cute are they!? Eat those pumpkins, you little maniacs!
Recipe: Pumpkin butter is so easy, why aren’t you making it already? »
It’s the simplest thing in the world; you barely need a recipe. Let me walk you through it.
Take a sugar pie pumpkin. Halve it, gut it. Line a baking dish (NOT A COOKIE SHEET) with parchment paper and put your twin pumpkin halves in it.
Bake at 350 for an hour or so, until your pumpkin looks like this:
I poked mine with a knife a few times to check for doneness. It’s like baking any squash; you want it to be soft but not mushy, lest it melt.
Allow to cool a bit, then scrape all the pumpkiny flesh from the skin and deposit it in a food processor (not a blender, unless you have a VitaMix or similar super-machine). You can add something like lemon juice as a contrast/preservative, or do what I did, which was add some homemade apple butter, which isn’t nearly as sour as lemon juice and may contribute to the depth of flavor. Blend some more.
Now add your sugar. I used a brown sugar, about 1/2 cup to 4 lbs. of pumpkin, but it’s really to taste. This is your pumpkin butter! I also added a whole bunch of garam masala (more interesting that “pumpkin pie mix” plus cheaper because you can buy it in a bag in the “international foods” section near all the dried chiles), some vanilla, a little salt. Blend until smooth, adjusting the ingredients for taste. If it won’t blend, add water until it does. Don’t worry.
Move your pumpkin butter from the food processor to a pot. Bring to a boil, then turn the fire down low, cover it with a nice mesh splatter screen, and let it cook down. Depending on how much liquid you had to add, and how thick you want it, the mixture can take from 30 minutes to many hours to cook down. Again, don’t worry.
Once it’s achieved optimal thickness, take it off the stove and let it cool. Put in in jars, and take vanity pictures for the internet.
Congratulations, you have homemade pumpkin butter! Which you made by mostly applying heat!
Finally, a tip if, like me, you add too much lemon juice/sugar/whatever and fuck it all up: Just bake a new pumpkin, blend it up, and add it to the weird stuff in a bigger pot. Apply heat, adjust for taste. Eventually, instead of a single batch of not-right pumpkin butter, you will have a double batch of delicious pumpkin butter. Foist it on your friends and family if you’re afraid you won’t eat it all (you will). Look, you are a genius at fall foods!
Fall in love with autumnal vegan recipes! »
We’ve got an insanely delicious Pinterest board that’s teeming with a ridiculous amount of perfect-for-fall vegan recipes! There are breakfasts, lunches, breads, drinks, and desserts galore. If you don’t attempt to eat your computer screen, there’s something wrong with you and you should check yourself into the nearest psych ward immediately.
Buttery, cream-cheesy pumpkin cookies with cinnamon drizzle, just right for fall!
Our pal Meagen of Vegan Food Addict wrote us all, these cookies are delicious, and we looked and drooled and went to the grocery store for supplies.
Click through for the recipe! Then you can bake these cookies, share them with friends, and make them all wish they were as skilled in the ovenly arts as you clearly are. Thanks, Meagen!
The other day I was bemoaning the sudden prevalence of gourds on the food blogs, like even though it’s been around 90 every day at home, and San Francisco is finally having objectively warm afternoons, September must mean “autumn” so let’s all pretend we’re ready for ovens again. Nonsense, I said. Do not come to me with your pumpkin projects until October.
Then I saw this squash chart.
Now, who wants to share their favorite cold-weather squashy recipes? We know Laura’s all over this pumpkin mac ‘n’ cheese! I just got this julienne peeler and have been making noodley zucchini-and-carrot salads, but what if I julienne-peeled a butternut and made, like, squash hashbrowns? Or potatonut pancakes? Kind of brilliant, right?
Fall food porn!
I followed Tofu666’s recipe for delicata squash with onions, and I served it over collard greens that I’d cooked covered on medium-low with salt and water for five minutes, then uncovered with a splash of lemon juice on medium-high for maybe two minutes. SO GOOD. No duh, right?
I really love What the Hell Does a Vegan Eat, Anyway, but often I feel like their recipes are wayyyyy too complicated and fancy for me. They’re so gourmet! I don’t think I’m right to be so intimidated, though, this was extremely simple and ridiculously tasty.
A vegan dinner party in the New York Times! »
If you look at Melissa Clark’s New York Times archive, you’ll see articles about London broil steak, clam sauce, pork cutlets, and “How to Spatchcock a Chicken,” which term is not in my browser’s dictionary but is in my computer’s (it sounds filthy). However, on Oct. 14, she wrote about a vegan dinner party, with a menu that sounds pretty amazing. Great job, Melissa Clark!
She uses lots of early autumn produce, and makes a delicious two-appetizer, four-course meal. The menu:
Hummus with Crisp Maitake Mushrooms, served with Sesame Flatbread
Crisp Kale Chips with Chile and Lime
Farro and Fresh Tomato Soup with Basil
Dandelion Salad with Garlic Confit Dressing
Harvest Tart with Pumpkin, Roasted Red Peppers and Olives
Roasted Pears with Coconut Butterscotch Sauce and Toasted Coconut
Yes, those are links to all of the recipes. Who’s making what this week? I am all about savory tarts—please veganize Zwiebelkuchen for me and then make it for me and serve it to me, I will do so many things for Zwiebelkuchen, it’s undignified, but oh—and reading about that pumpkin-red pepper-olive concoction is making me so hungry, oh man.
Go read the article, and maybe tell the Times how happy you are to read a lovely article, complete with recipes, on the delights of eating vegan. Because it is delightful, and one of our post-VVCon projects is to recognize and express appreciation for positive things, such as “sincere praise for vegan food in the New York Times.”