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Attention rich vegans: Maggie Mudd IS FOR SALE!  »

Yo! Do you have mad cash and love ice cream? Buy Maggie Mudd! And turn it all vegan! DO IT! I don’t have many more details than that but if you are interested in knowing more, email Michael Juarez, the current owner. A vegan HAD to buy it, because what if some asshole buys it and takes away all our ice cream!? I’ll cry 1 million rivers/set this town on fire!!

Until then, let’s all stare at this picture of this crazy-ass iPhone cake that Maggie Mudd made for our Megan Allison’s birthday like 50 years ago. Like sand through the hourglass: these are the days of my life PASSING ME BY OMG I’M SO OLD.