It’s vegan Lucky Charms! Shiver me timbers! Or whatever the shit that leprechaun says. Fork & Beans, you so crazy, I definitely want to have your babies. Unless you’re not into that, and then I want to do whatever you feel comfortable doing. As long as it’s you hand-feeding me your Lucky Charms. SEXY SEXY!
Screw McDonald’s: Ten vegan Shamrock Shake recipes! »
I’ve never had a Shamrock Shake and I don’t really want one. I don’t like milkshakes anyway but this thing looks extra cray. But according to my friend Nell, Shamrock Shakes are all the rage! She was like, there’s got to be a better vegan version without all the icky chemicals. Well, here are some recipes that have popped up on the internets recently! I collected them all for you because I am so nice.
All right people, get your shake on!
Rainbow donuts, why you so fresh?? I’m so gay for these gay donuts! And then they had to go and PUT SPRINKLES ON THEM? Mitt Romney is rolling over in his grave. (I WISH) (JK, I DON’T WANT MITT ROMNEY TO DIE) (I JUST WANT HIM NOT TO EXIST)
Gluten-free sugar-coated mini donuts from Fork and Beans! Nothing to see here folks, EXCEPT FOR EVERYTHING DELICIOUS. Man, Fork and Beans is the best. How great are vegan food blogs?? Ladies and Gentlemen of the kitchen prowess and photography skills, WE SALUTE YOU. Now, come move into our basement which is very comfortable and you can live there in an XL dog crate (we have extras, we’ll rent one to you!) and cook for us always and we’ll let you go outside for five minutes a day. Our very own free-range vegans!
Life would be great. For us, mainly.
Chocolate turkeys on a stick! From Fork and Beans. These aren’t actually made of turkey, silly! They are chocolate covered strawberries with almonds and whatnot. And they are adorbs! I love them. I would hug and cuddle them to bits.