Vegan Peeps, y’all! And they’re called “tweets.” Way to work the Easter angle, Chicago Soy Dairy! They’re gonna be available soon, in two flavors: orange “bunnies” and lemon “chicks.” These are naturally flavored and colored and coated in vegan beet sugar. And they’re Kosher certified, so literally ANYONE can eat them. Except diabetics. Yeah, diabetics should probably stay away.