05/12/2010
» You, with the cow's milk, my sunburn is your fault
“What are you talking about, crazy?” Extrapolate: It’s not just pollution produced by the cows in giant feedlots that’s thinning out the ozone; it’s the feed itself, which is given to eatin’ and milkin’ cows alike. That’s why California’s San Joaquin Valley has such horrible air pollution: all the dairies! Wow!
Adorably, Ethicurean concludes that “[d]airy farmers in other concentrated…areas probably don’t need to rush out and change their practices, as the geography of the San Joaquin Valley makes it…uniquely susceptible to air pollution.” That’s definitely the right attitude, guys—see a huge problem, advise against system-wide solutions! Because why would anyone want to prevent pollution? Ridiculous.
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02/22/2010
» Hey guys let's eat some rabbit!!
At Bar Tartine tonight some chefs are doing a special menu serving rabbit four ways. FOUR WAYS! Even better, “a portion of the proceeds” will benefit Haiti! Holy shit let’s get over there and eat some fucking rabbit. It’s only $100 per ticket, plus you can make all these great puns while you’re enjoying the delicious flavors of Nibbler’s, Bells’ and Nuage’s cousins.
In related news, this weekend in Norway the roof of a building collapsed, killings lots of the rabbits that were inside for the show. What did we learn? That saying “bunny” instead of “rabbit” makes tragedy HILARIOUS, OH MAN, thanks Deadspin.
I know I’ve said this before, and if you’re following a veg diet you’re in the clear, but for everyone else, come the fuck on. Rabbits are for petting; not eating, not hunting, not bashing in the head and making into coats. It’s entirely unnecessary to eat bunnies; seriously, you first-world fuckers have zero excuse for killing an animal so clever and cute and marvelously fun to be around (they’re as friendly as cats, and they won’t scratch or bite you or infect you with awful diseases). So KNOCK IT OFF, already. I’m forming a prey-animal army—pigeons are the first volunteers!—and we’re coming for you heartless bastards.
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02/19/2010
Liquid Sanctimony, blatant hypocrisy, fur in fashion, bunny photos AND MORE in this week’s link-o-rama! »

Videogum does it again! Beloved pundit Stephen Colbert reads Cat Fancy magazine at the Olympic games, where he is a member of the U.S. speed skating coaching squad. We have no events for you this weekend—but there is a contest! So go enter it, and read some articles, maybe watch a couple videos, and enjoy your weekend. Vegansaurus loves (to argue with) you!
You know what you want? A bunny calendar, starring Bells, Nuage, and dearly departed Fats of Potentially Nervous! And you can win a page of that calendar (read: a quality bunny photo) by entering the PN guess-a-number sweepstakes by Monday night, Feb. 22! GO NOW BUNNIES.
More pretty photos, these from the BirdGuides 2009 Photo of the Year competition. Seriously, check out this puffin, it’s coming to getcha!
Aw, Kate Beaton did a comic about Vegansaurus’ hometown’s namesake, Saint Francis. He loved animals! Especially birds!
An Italian food writer gets fired because he gives a recipe for cat casserole, which he says is “better than chicken, rabbit or pigeon. Viewers totally freaked, to which I say, fuck you: chickens, rabbits and pigeons are people’s sweet pets too, and deserve the same respect not to be eaten. A million ways to serve bunny, but don’t talk about MITTENS LIKE THAT! Jerkbag hypocrites 4ever.
Hey, it’s a fucking fursplosion at Fashion Week! People wonder why fur is “still” an issue; maybe because designers are still using it? And it’s still revolting and entirely unnecessary? I don’t care if that coat was your great-great-grandmother’s treasured possession and a family heirloom, or if you love status symbols and it represents your triumph over economic adversity, or what: if you’re wearing fur, you’re an asshole.
Beginning in June, organic milk will be less of a mockery and a lie. Fuck yeah “minimum benchmarks,” you guys!
Did you know that Wal-Mart is the largest grocery chain in the U.S.? True! It owns 30 percent of the food retail market. And thanks to the massive efforts of the Humane Society, our nation’s biggest grocery store will now be selling “cage-free” eggs under its Wal-Mart label. Way to go, HSUS!
So not only is the Plant Cafe super-great for using sustainable ingredients in its food, but for having ultra-eco-friendly design, according to (the oddly ugly website of) Architecture News Plus.
A recipe for Liquid Sanctimony, which has nearly 30 ingredients. Said to be excellent for detoxing from “a hardcore tater tots/cigarettes/peanut M&Ms habit.”
The first-ever video of the Sundaland clouded leopard!
The New York Times’ Lens blog features videojournalist Brent McDonald, author of “The Danger of Livestock Waste”—you know, that vide/article you emailed to everyone you’d ever met who still eats animal products.
OK sit down, and prepare yourself for the brilliant logic that is about to smack you in the face, direct from Smart Money: “I couldn’t even watch a YouTube video of a chicken slaughter. Does this mean I shouldn’t eat meat? Perhaps. But Nathaniel Lewis, who hosts workshops on his Washington farm, says not to worry: Most of us couldn’t bring ourselves to perform heart surgery, but that doesn’t mean it’s wrong.” GENIUS.
Or what about this, from an NYT op-ed: instead of making factory-farmed animals’ lives less shitty, let’s genetically engineer them to be unable to feel pain! They’ll still be aware of danger and so understand terror and threat of death, but when they’re abused, it won’t hurt so much. Guilt: eradicated! I can’t wait till we do this with people!!
Green Is the New Red blog has some questions about the “systemic disparities” in the application of the “terrorist” label.
If you can stand the piss-poor sound, check out this video interview with David “foot-in-mouth disease” Chang in which he opines on the costs of meat.
In LA and DC, groups are helping veterans adopt shelter dogs! Apparently having a dog can seriously mitigate the effects of PTSD.
Scientific American says that dogs can also teach people how to play fair. “[W]hen we study dogs, wolves and coyotes, we discover behaviors that hint at the roots of human morality.”
You guys, I am moving to Portland to work in a factory. For Bob’s Red Mill, specifically; Bob is transitioning to an employee stock-ownership program, meaning the workers will own the company. As though there weren’t a million reasons to love Bob’s Red Mill already.
Oh look, even Consumerist is paying attention to that cured-meats recall. Does this mean it’s actually important now?
This’d be a wacky story about a zebra stopping traffic on an Atlanta freeway, except that the poor zebra was running away from the fucking circus. We’re sorry you were returned to those animal-torturing psychos, zebra.
After its “Animal Minds” episode last month, Radiolab’s had three follow-up shorts that you should definitely check out. The most recent features a video (on the radio? what? science!) about a chimpanzee called Lucy.
Je vous présente à Antoine Goetschel, Swiss animal lawyer, and yet another reason why Europe wins.
But there’s a vegan food truck in Hoboken, N.J. called the Cinnamon Snail that’s really tasty!
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