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12/18/2009

Rest stops for beavers, delicious trichinosis, hating on bacon, Tamale Fest and more in this week’s link-o-rama!  »

Vegan Tamale Fest at Papalote on Saturday!!!! Yes! That’s tomorrow, Dec. 19, beginning at 11 a.m. at the 3409 24th St. at Valencia Street location. Bay Area vegans, you are obligated to show up and eat as many tamales as you possibly can. Then, buy more to take home and freeze. Where there’s demand, there’ll be supply!

Wir liebe euch, beavers! Berlin cares about its minuscule beaver population—made up of younger beavers who’d left the rural colony to seek their fortunes in the capital—so much that the city built them a rest stop in the Spree river. Consider my heart warmed.

Let’s be friends on Facebook, anti-bacon vegans.

Sweden’s burning of 3,000 wild rabbits as an alternate to heating oil is the number-one “Oddball News Story” of 2009? You crazy (asshole) for this one, Time.

If asked to design a USB stick that was “neutral in appearance and lack[ed] emotional appeal,” would you cover it in real animal fur? No? That actually makes you sick to your stomach? Get out of my aesthetics.

I use that “the world is fucked" tag for almost every link-o-rama, because of things like this slide show of Ringling Bros. “trainers” using electrical shocks to “teach” baby elephants “fun circus tricks.” Humans are the best!!!

Dang it you guys, San Francisco is running out of sourdough bakeries. I have no idea, but it’s true. Looks like 2010 is the year of getting some starter and learning to make your own sourdough loaves.

Thanks to Kim Flournoy for the creamless creamed spinach recipe the Obamas reportedly love! Sweet winter spinach sounds delicious.

Omega-3 is good for the brain and the body, and readily available for human consumption via a little fish called the menhaden. So let’s eat them all up RIGHT NOW and never mind the consequences!

People used to get trichinosis all the time from eating pigs; now they get it from eating bears. BEARS. Also walruses, deer, cougar, and wild boar (Pollan!). The solution, according to a scientists at the CDC: keep eating bear! Just use a meat thermometer, OK?

Animal studies have shown that diets lower in protein lead to longer lives. Is this a net win for us who don’t eat meat, or a net loss because all the fucking studies were performed on fucking animals who didn’t sign up to live in a lab on reduced rations? Yes, I’m even against experiments on fruit flies. It’s called compassion, asshole.

The Drakes Bay Oyster Farm was caught farming clams in a harbor seal refuge. Good move, guys; is there anything stupider than angering Marin environmentalists?

Vegansaurus contributor Zoë Stagg discusses cruelty-free (Christian) holidays with Eve of the SF Appeal at VidSF!

Finally, how about a recipe for vegan caramels laced with cardamom from Manifest: Vegan? Sounds amazing.

07/30/2009

Weight Watchers has BEAR in their online calorie tracker. BEAR. Oh and it looks like (North American?) black bear is higher in calories than polar bear. Three-and-a-half ounces of polar pear flesh is three points (roughly 150 calories), while 3.5 ounces of black bear flesh is four points (around 200 calories). Moral of this story: fatties should lay off the black bear. Also, is that cooked or raw? I’m curious? Finally, seriously just kill yourself now this whole world is fiz-ucked. If hate and fame-mongering ever get boring for Sarah Palin, I bet I know someone who would give her a job! Just a guess!
This reminds me of back in the day when I spent a good portion of my life in ill-advised weight-loss schemes that made me sicker than I ever was just being fat RANT RANT RANT and anyway, Weight Watchers was one of the places I chose to torture myself. Anyway, the online tool tracker then had “RAPING” as one of the activities. You can burn mad calories doing some high-intensity raping, people.
Weight Watchers: Nothing tastes as good as thin feels! Except some polar bears with a side of good old-fashioned raping!
(Click the image for a larger version.)

Weight Watchers has BEAR in their online calorie tracker. BEAR. Oh and it looks like (North American?) black bear is higher in calories than polar bear. Three-and-a-half ounces of polar pear flesh is three points (roughly 150 calories), while 3.5 ounces of black bear flesh is four points (around 200 calories). Moral of this story: fatties should lay off the black bear. Also, is that cooked or raw? I’m curious? Finally, seriously just kill yourself now this whole world is fiz-ucked. If hate and fame-mongering ever get boring for Sarah Palin, I bet I know someone who would give her a job! Just a guess!

This reminds me of back in the day when I spent a good portion of my life in ill-advised weight-loss schemes that made me sicker than I ever was just being fat RANT RANT RANT and anyway, Weight Watchers was one of the places I chose to torture myself. Anyway, the online tool tracker then had “RAPING” as one of the activities. You can burn mad calories doing some high-intensity raping, people.

Weight Watchers: Nothing tastes as good as thin feels! Except some polar bears with a side of good old-fashioned raping!

(Click the image for a larger version.)

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